A Cousin!
Stan: Guys Allan,Kyle,Kenny,and Cartman: Huh Stan: Well my cousin is moving here.
Kenny: Mumph muph! saying: Is she hot!
Stan: Stop it Kenny shes my cousin so dont mess with her im going to have to introduce her to class!
Allan: When is she getting here?
Stan: Oh sh*t I forgot she's coming in one hour! I need to tell Wendy that to!
(Stan runs off)
Cartman: Why does he need to tell Wendy?
Kyle: Because...
Cartman: Shut up jew.
Allan: You anti-semitic fatass.
Allan: Anyway he doesn't want Wendy to cry thinking he is cheating on her so he telling Wendy that his cousin is
moving here so he could introduce her and all that stuff.
Cartman: oh...Wait you called me a fatass you piece sh*t!
Wendy: oh hi guys I heard you talking about Stan and some other girl.
Allan: Oh yeah Wendy Stan is trying to find you so he can tell you that his cousin is moving here because, he is
worried that if he doesn't tell you you might think he is cheating on you when she's just only Stan's Cousin.
Wendy: Ok i'll tell Stan I already know now thank you.
(At Wendy's house)
Stan:Um may I see Wendy?
MrsTestaburger: Well she's not...
Wendy:Hi Stan.
Stan: Wendy my...
Wendy: I know your cousin is moving here I know. Stan: How did you know?
Wendy: Allan Told me.
Stan: Oh.
Sharon: Ok Stan ready to see your cousin!
Stan: Well can I bring my friends and my girlfriend ?
Sharon: Sure Stan.
(while at the airport)
Stan: Guys there she is!
Stephanie: Stan It's been so long since we seen each other!
Stan: I know but may I introduce you to my friends and girlfriend.
Stephanie: Sure!
(During class)
mrGarrison: Hello class we have a new student!
Stephanie:(nervously)Hello My name is Stephanie.
(during lunch)
Stephanie: (looks left and sees Allan and stares at him)
Wendy: You have a crush on Allan huh.
Stephanie: No.
Wendy: It's ok tell the truth we won't make fun of you.
Stephanie: (sighs) Yes.
Wendy: it's ok though how he got to SouthPark is sad.
Stephanie: How?
Wendy: I dont know thats all we have been told
(during recess)
Stephanie: Hey Allan.
Allan: Yeah.
Stephanie: Well I heard how you got to SouthPark was sad.
Allan: Yes I dont talk about it but i'll tell you the story.
Allan:on one night me and my family were taken for ransom by a organized crime group well they took me and
my family to Colorado. I was from South Carolina and well they took us here and just Shot us but I gotten the worse of it after Being stabbed and shot of a multitude of six times they buried me until Kyle,Stan,and Kenny found me.
Stephanie: Thats sad well I better get going.
Allan: Ok.
Allan:(walks away a bit) Umm you can stop staring at me.
Stephanie: wait what sorry.
Allan: It's ok.
(during nightime)
Reporter1: The new hero Vengeance has stopped a new robbery and attempt at murder by using himself as a human shield he blocked a whole magazine of rounds from an automatic weapon.
Reporter2: yes we have security footage of the shooting as the man completely fires all his rounds hitting Vengeance.
Reporter1: It is shown that paramedics say that he is tough but the EMT's think that he will die due to blood loss.
Stephanie: (hears something) wait is that huh Vengeance!
Vengeance:Damn hollowpoint rounds!
Stephanie: (pulls out phone and records Vengeance)
Vengeance: I know some kid is recording me right this very second but hey im not going to do anything to you
because you know me in class Stephanie:(stops recording and is surprised)
Stan: Stephanie are you ok!
Stephanie: Stan look! (Shows Stan video of Vengeance)
Stan: Oh shit.
(after school)
Stephanie: Guys look at this! (shows video)
All the others: Holy crap!
Allan:(nervously) who do you suspect he might be?
Stephanie: I don't I can't think of anyone!