Disclaimer: Love the plot, love the story,
Don't say it's yours, it might get gory,
Love the familiar characters you see,
They're JK's, meaning they don't belong to me.
By: Crema ^.~
A/N: Heyaz! All I can say is that, what if Remus wasn't really Remus but
rather…… you're going to have to read the whole thing, it's not what it seems.
Heh, you'll have to read and find out though.
"Remus! Hurry up! We'll be late." Sirius Black shouted from the top of the stairs. Sighing then smirking as he processed what
Sirius said 'Since when do you care if you're late?' he thought. Yawning still, he nevertheless took a quick shower, dressed,
grabbed his textbooks and rushed down the stairs. "What took you so long, mate?" he asked, somewhat smiling but trying very
hard not to. "Woke up late…?" he answered innocently (or at least tried to) Sirius shrugged and walked out of the common room,
James and Remus followed w/ Peter in tow. Once they got out of the common room, they realized that, not only did they have no
time for breakfast (w/c James made a big deal out of), they were VERY late especially because they got lost somewhere along the way, thanks very much to Sirius, for their first class for their first day of the school year w/c happened to be
"Transfiguration.." Professor McGonagall was saying when the 4 of them burst into the classroom. Panting slightly, they raced to the front and tried to take their seats as inconspicuously as possible ( w/c, I'm sure was extremely hard as they had just burst through the front door) after they had sat down, Prof. McGonagall announced "Thank you for clearing your very busy schedules up so you may join us Mr. Black and company. I suppose it would be quite helpful if I transfigured Mr. Potter and the rest of you into a pocket watch, that way one of you might be on time. " "We got lost.." Remus started but Prof. McGonagall cut him off " Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.." W/ that she whisked off to start the discussion.
The rest of the day proved to be quite uneventful, except when they put a charm on Snape's hair during potions class making it, not only greasier than usual, but actually drip grease on the classroom floor. Thankfully, it was about time to leave then and they didn't have to see Professor Klump glare at them or give him a chance to take away points from their house. This event was discussed during dinner though, in w/c Sirius, guffawed and snorted causing a few bits of what looked to be a cauldron cake fly from his mouth. Remus wrinkled his nose at his friend's unmannered way of eating but laughed all the same. Remus had always thought of Sirius as cute but….. +WHAM-O!+ A humongous crash interrupted him from his thoughts looking around, he saw the remnants of what might have been a quaffle on the table, not scarlet anymore but rather a sickening black, gray and brown puddle. Inching slightly to the left. He saw who had caused the explosion. It was an Irish boy, Logan Finnigan who was a year below him. Logan had the powdery remains of the quaffle all over his face and was looking quite as shocked as Prof. McGonagall 'And the rest of the great hall for that matter.' Remus thought when the whole hall burst into laughter but was soon settled down by a cold look from Klump.
Soon, dinner was over and they all either went to their common rooms or dormitories. Remus, James, Sirius and Peter were running up the stairs since Filch's cat, Mrs. Norris (AN : I'm just guessing that they were around that time, Filch is probably as old as Dumbledore, so naturally Mrs. Norris would be there too) had spotted them setting off a dungbomb in the corridor and had ran off for Filch, meowing all the way. "….nunquam…!" James panted to the portrait of the fat lady "In you go then, but I say, the whole lot of you should wash off immediately." And w/ that said, she swung open to reveal the Gryffindor common room. They climbed through the portrait hole and raced up Sirius and James taking the steps 2 at a time and Peter obviously trying to do the same thing waddled behind. Remus stayed back and watched the crackling fire w/ intensity "the full moon's tomorrow." He thought. Finally, he tore his gaze away from the dying embers and went up the stairs to the boy's dormitory. Upon reaching their door, he wondered if he should have stayed near the fire after all, but decided against it. Turning the knob he called out " So, what classes are you taking tom-.." He was cut short by the sight of Sirius in nothing but boxers (A/N: Well, that answers the question of briefs or boxers, right people?) Turning a brilliant shade of red he headed towards the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Slumping on the door he mumbled something unintelligible and started taking off his shirt. After he took off his shirt he looked in the mirror and said "Remus Lupin you're officially done for the day.." Turning away from the mirror, he unwrapped the binding restricting her chest and voila! We see not, Remus, but a girl in boys clothing. Sighing slightly, she got in the shower and scrubbed off the dirt of the day humming all the way (A/N: Rhyming!). After several minutes, she shook her head and reached out for her towel. Feeling around, the fear that had been gnawing at her stomach ever since this fiasco began, slowly turned into dread then horror and complete and utter panic. There was nothing TO do, she had to ask Sirius for a towel or James. Poking her head out, she whispered urgently "James! Get me a towel will you?" He raised an eyebrow and said " Why're you whispering?" she frowned then said "Just get me one! Please.." He looked at her apologetically and said, "Much as I'd love to, I can't, I've been krazy glued to the bed." Forgetting that she didn't bring her wand w/ her, she was just about to Accio a towel when Sirius, who had been watching the whole thing said " I'll do it.." James merely glared at him and 'Remus' eyed him warily. He grabbed one of the freshly washed and very fluffy towels and headed for the bathroom door, One foot away, 'Remus' said "Stop, I can reach it from here." Sirius smirked and said " Aaaaw, is my ickle Remus scared of being seen naked? By me?" At that James put in "Sirius, If Remus were a girl, he'd have been running by now.. any person in their right mind would…" he rolled his eyes and turned back to Remus, taking a step closer he handed the towel over and was about to swing the door open when a rather loud +SLAM+ greeted him in the face. " Harsh.." Sirius mumbled then walked back to his bed. Meanwhile, back inside the bathroom, 'Remus' took a deep breath, gathering her wits before she would or could come out. [It was too close.. too close..] She thought still inhaling sharply. Finally, getting her wits about, she dried herself, dressed and walked out of the room. Eyeing James still standing, she thought he was still krazy glued to the four-poster. Then she turned and walked straight into Sirius Black. "Whoa, watch it there, Moony." He gave her a lopsided smile, a smile w/c made her lightheaded and other such mindless drivel. She smiled back and walked to her bed. Pulling the sheets back she heard James and Peter mumble "G'night Moony" she whispered a goodnight and was about to go under the covers when her curtain was pulled back from the other side. She looked up and saw Sirius and his Snitch and broomstick patterned undies. Smiling he said " "Night , Remus mate." She whispered a "Goodnight" and slapped herself mentally. [Don't call me that] she thought [My name is Anna… Anna Lupin].
A/N: Wooooh! Cliffy… So, this is a weird fic..huh? And do you recognize the McGonagall scene? Yeah, I know, I'm such a copycat but hey! The temptation was too great and besides I don't have any willpower when it comes to that kinda stuff. Oh yeah, I did have you going thinking this was another of those Sirius/Remus SLASH fics.. well it's not. Trust me, I have nothing against those kind of fics. It was just getting kind of boring. I mean, right now, I can't imagine Black and Lupin together in bed.. +shudder+ just overdosed on the fanfic thing. I do suggest you read Lost and Found, it's a slash fic about SB/RL It's very nicely written, although there are a few misspelled stuff it's still great! and Unintended It's also a wonderful, but short fic about, yet again, SB/RL. I have 2 other fics posted right now, they're still in their first chapters soo… you'll just have to wait for them to be finished. So well the only other thing I can say…. Review!!