"Thank God that their's a mission!" Robin muttered as he stomped through the halls to the meeting room where most of his team was waiting for the other members to arrive. Wally, who was walking (OMG Wally's walking! So unusual!) right next to the boy wonder, raised a ginger colored eyebrow at his younger friend.
"What's up?" He asked, curious as to why Robin was glad this much about a mission. Robin balled his hands into fists. "Nothing."
"Tell me, bro!" Wally whined into the black-haired teen's ear, saying it louder than he would with anyone else as to get him to tell him what's wrong.
"Get off of me!" Robin said, scowling, pushing the ginger off of him. Robin looked into Wally's pleading eyes and sighed. "I had to watch Spiderman 2 with my girlfriend."
"Is their something wrong with that? Other than the fact that he's not actually a real superhero, of course," Wally said. "Nothing can beat the real heroes."
"I had to watch a two and a half hour movie about Spiderman with my girlfriend," Robin struggled not to yell at his oblivious friend.
"And…? I don't see anything wrong with that statement except for the 'girlfriend' part. We all know that no one would date—."
"Finish that sentence. I DARE you to."
"Ooh, nice Bat-Glare." Robin glared at him harder. "I still don't get it."
"I had to listen to my GIRLFRIEND say how adorable Peter Parker was, how 'sexy' his body is, and hear her mumble something about her Hot-Senses tingling…" Robin snapped as they slammed through the meeting room doors.
"Robin, I'm glad that you've made a very good friend inside your team," Batman said, voice cutting through the mission room, "But I don't think that we all need to hear about how your girlfriend has a thing for superheroes. And about what she'd do to superheroes since she's still a minor." Bruces Note to self: Keep an eye on both teens next time he was at the manor… He really didn't want his son to become a "man" at such a young age…
Robin's cheek went red. "Yes, sir."
"Oh, I think Robin REALLY likes knowing what his girlfriend would do to superheroes—."
"WALLY!"
Yes, this story is a Dick/Babs and it has Wally being a perv and pissing Dick off, as many other Dick/Babs stories have him as one, I decided to make him one too.
Disclaimer: I no own YJ.
