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"Master! You have to help me!" cried Obi Wan Kenobi running past his master.
Qui Gon Jinn looked at his padawan who seemed to be in a panic.
He ran after him.
"Obi Wan what's the matter?" he asked running beside the younger Jedi.
Obi Wan had a terrified look on his face.
"They came out of nowhere master." He explained.
"Who came out of nowhere?"
"The women."
"They kept screaming Ewan at me. I don't even know what that is." He explained running faster as he caught sight of the women once more.
"You're running away from them?" asked Qui Gon grinning at his padawan.
"You don't understand master." Obi Wan said. He opened his robes revealing that his inner clothes had been torn to shreds. "They're pretty persistent on getting what they want."
"They did that?"
"Yes, actually I was quite surprised myself at their strength." Obi Wan started to say but was shocked as his own Jedi master abandoned him.
"EWAN!!!!!!!!!!" they cried running faster than before.
"Sing to us!!!!" cried others.
"You have to go on Christian!!!!!"
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return" others cried.
"May the Force be with You."
This last cry actually stalled Obi Wan for a little while as he almost answered them.
Obi Wan then stopped and wondered why he hadn't thought of it before.
"I am not the one you are looking for." He said waving his hands in front of them.
"You are the hot one we are looking for" they replied.
"I am not the one you are looking for," he said again.
"You are the hot one we are looking for." They replied once more this time closing in on him.
"Oh Force.' He said wincing as his inevitable end was drawing near.
"Obi Wan! Get in!" his master voice appeared.
Obi Wan looked up and saw a speeder. He did a Jedi flip and landed neatly in the passenger seat.
"Oh thank the Force Master. I thought I was doomed."
"Yes well. No more trips for you. You are simply a danger to yourself. One day those girls are going to get you."
"But what could they possibly want with me?" Obi Wan asked innocently.
"Oh padawan believe me. You don't want to know."
****Well what do you think? Stupid right? What would you guys do to him if you caught him?
"Master! You have to help me!" cried Obi Wan Kenobi running past his master.
Qui Gon Jinn looked at his padawan who seemed to be in a panic.
He ran after him.
"Obi Wan what's the matter?" he asked running beside the younger Jedi.
Obi Wan had a terrified look on his face.
"They came out of nowhere master." He explained.
"Who came out of nowhere?"
"The women."
"They kept screaming Ewan at me. I don't even know what that is." He explained running faster as he caught sight of the women once more.
"You're running away from them?" asked Qui Gon grinning at his padawan.
"You don't understand master." Obi Wan said. He opened his robes revealing that his inner clothes had been torn to shreds. "They're pretty persistent on getting what they want."
"They did that?"
"Yes, actually I was quite surprised myself at their strength." Obi Wan started to say but was shocked as his own Jedi master abandoned him.
"EWAN!!!!!!!!!!" they cried running faster than before.
"Sing to us!!!!" cried others.
"You have to go on Christian!!!!!"
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return" others cried.
"May the Force be with You."
This last cry actually stalled Obi Wan for a little while as he almost answered them.
Obi Wan then stopped and wondered why he hadn't thought of it before.
"I am not the one you are looking for." He said waving his hands in front of them.
"You are the hot one we are looking for" they replied.
"I am not the one you are looking for," he said again.
"You are the hot one we are looking for." They replied once more this time closing in on him.
"Oh Force.' He said wincing as his inevitable end was drawing near.
"Obi Wan! Get in!" his master voice appeared.
Obi Wan looked up and saw a speeder. He did a Jedi flip and landed neatly in the passenger seat.
"Oh thank the Force Master. I thought I was doomed."
"Yes well. No more trips for you. You are simply a danger to yourself. One day those girls are going to get you."
"But what could they possibly want with me?" Obi Wan asked innocently.
"Oh padawan believe me. You don't want to know."
****Well what do you think? Stupid right? What would you guys do to him if you caught him?