Rocket Rhapsody

By Team Rocket Strife

Is this Team Rocket life?
Is this just a dream?
An employment landslide
We're failures in reality
Just close your eyes
Let us steal your Pokemon please...
We're just a poor team, we need some sympathy
Pokeballs at twerps we throw,
Blasting high, caught by Mondo,
Anyway the wind blows,
doesn't really matter to me, Meowth...

Giovanni, we failed again,
Chased that Pikachu all day,
Fell down a hole anyway,
Boss, believe us we're sorry,
Please don't go and cut our wages today,

Giovanni, oooooh
Jessie: Look you're making James cry
If we're not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if we never really mattered

It's too late, our time has come
Butch and Cassidy took our place
Try and put on a brave face
Goodbye everybody - We've gotta go
And face the un-employment office line

Giovanni, ooohhh - (Blasting off again)
We Don't wanna go
James: I sometimes wish we'd never been hired at all...

Unless you cannot tell, we're a little bitter
Pikachu, Pikachu, why did the twerp *Chose you*?
Thunderbolt and lightning - Blasting us off every week
Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, we hate you

James: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Jessie: He's just a poor boy from a rich family
Meowth: Spare him his job for his stupidity
We will do a better job, please don't let us go
Giovanni: No no no - Butch and Cassidy: let them go!
Giovanni: No no no - Butch and Cassidy: let them go!
Jessie: You cannot let us go - Butch: and Cassidy: let them go!
James: Will not let us go - Butch: and Cassidy: let them go (never)
Never let us go - let them go
Never let us go - ooooooooh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Giovanni, Giovanni let us stay...
James: Weezing, smog attack for Jessie and me
and Meowth
and Meeeeeeowth...

Jessie: So you think you can fire me and spit in my eye
James: So you think you can hire me and leave me to die
Meowth: Oh Meowth- can't do this to me Meowth
We're gonna blast off, we're gonna blast off again

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah


Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - We'll just upstage Butch and Cassidy

Blasting off again...