"So, the super scary boogie monster bared it's fangs at the little kid, and TOTALLY ATE HIM!... The end." Trixie closed the book that she was reading to Foop.

It was nine o'clock in the afternoon. Trixie promised Foop a bed-time story so they were in Trixie's bed.

Trixie looked over to Foop "Wasn't that a great story, Foop?" she asked with a smile on her face.

Foop looked completely eagered "More like the best bed-time story EVER!" he raised his fists in the air.

Anti-Cosmo poofed into the room and looked over to Trixie and Foop, who noticed him. "I thought I heard ruckus in here... What are you two doing?" He looked at the book Trixie was holding.

Trixie replied calmly "I was reading Foop a bed-time story."

Anti-Cosmo looked upset "It's not SCARY is it?"

"Nothing scary about it... Not even the title..." She handed the older Anti-Fairy the book.

Anti-Cosmo adjusted his monocle to read the title. "The Super-Scary Boogie Monster Who Lives Under Your Bed And Will Totally eat You When It Gets Dark?" He poofed the book away and looked back to Trixie. "Trixie there's something you should know about Foop-"

Foop intervened "DON'T TELL HER!"

Anti-Cosmo continued "If you introduce something that will give Foop NIGHTMARES, those nightmares will MANIFEST and attempt to KILL the dreamer... It took nearly a WEEK to get rid of the GIANT SQUID that tried to strangle him in the BATHROOM..."

Trixie looked over to Foop "You fell asleep in the bathroom?"

Foop folded his arms "No, I DIDN'T!"

Anti-Cosmo poofed up a medicine bottle full of gummie worms "Now he has to take one of these." He hands Trixie the bottle.

Trixie read the label "Hypnocine?" She looked over to Anti-Cosmo "What are these?"

Anti-Cosmo reached to get the bottle "Dream-suppression gummie worms. They prevent Foop from having Nightmares." Anti-Cosmo opens the bottle and hands one of the gummie worms to Foop "here you are... Now, off to bed with you."

Foop growled as he grasped the gummie worm from his father's hand "That book wasn't even scary..." he continued to mutter to his way to a fishbowl on a dresser. "Trixie said so herself..." He poofed himself as a fish and held the gummy worm away from his face. "If father thinks I'm eating these things every night, then he's out of his mind! Besides, the squid was a coincidence!" he swam to the castle and poofed back to his normal form when he was in. "And there's no such THING as a Super-Scary Boogie Monster that lives under my bed and will totally EAT me when it gets dark..." Foop then floated down the hall with portraits of himself, his mother, Anti-Wanda, his father, Anti-Cosmo and Godsister, trixie Tang "Just like there's no such thing as Santa Clause, Azaroth from World of Warcraft, or the Zombie Ant Fungus." He made his way to his room, where the floor was almost filled with sharp, dangerous weaponry. He had a model guillotine sitting in a corner of his room near his door, and a noose hanging fom the ceiling. "They're all made up by Humans to try and scare themselves silly... Maybe except for Santa... Which now that I think about it, have a fat, OLD man breaking into ones house just to leave TOYS everywhere is just WEIRD..." He reached to his crib which almost looked like the playpen he tried to cast Poof into an alternate dimention when he escaped Abracatraz Maximum Security Prison. "Regardless! That book wasn't scary, I'm NOT eating this thing that tastes like SWEAT, and my nightmares do NOT manifest!" He placed the gummy worm under his pillow and readied himself to go to sleep. He continued to rant in a drowsy state of mind "Father's being-" he paused to make an adorable yawn "-paranoid..." He nearly drifted to sleep "No... thing... monsters... Santa..."

*Foop's Dream*

Foop and Trixie were inside a small intestine, wearing impearial clothing and fancy crowns. They approached a ringworm wearing a tie and hat.

The ring worm made disgusting hacking noises.

Foop raised his two fingers "Yes, table for two please..."

The ringworm wriggled to a table with a candle and a "reserved" tag on it. The ringworm pulled a seat for Trixie and made its way to Foop, making more horrid sounds.

Foop looked over to the fancy intestinal parasite with satisfaction "Thank you, my good ringworm..." He then looked over to trixie and blushed "I hope you're enjoying yourself, my Queen..."

Trixie leaned closer to Foop with admiration "Oh, Foop. My Ruler of the Universe. With you, I'll ALWAYS have a good time." She made a lovestruck expression as she began to ask "Can you tell me the story of how you saved me from being the wife of that stupid, round, purple thing, Poof again? For me?"

Foop chuckled "Oh, who am I kidding? I can't resist YOU" he threw his fist in the air as he begun his story "There I was, floating face-to-face with my arch nemesis, Poof! We fought a heated battle that lasted many an hour, to see who will earn the right to your love..." He then made a shocked expression "But then, I was CORNERED! Poof was about to land the finishing blow, until I noticed a tear twinkling from your radient eyes." He pointed into the sky and continued "I knew if I was gone, you'll never be able to smile so elegantly again, so I did what I thought had to be done!" He folded his arms triumphantly "I called him a 'fat, prple pig-monkey' and he cried like a BABY!"

Trixie giggled sweetly "Yeah, I chuckled at that... Please, sweetie, go on..."

Foop continued his story to his dream-wife "Just in the nick of time, SANTA showed up with his army of ZOMBIE ANTS he rounded up in AZAROTH, to AID me in my heroic quest!" he then was able to grasp Trixie's hands and continues gently "So, while Poof was being torn to shreds by the Zombie Ants, I freed you from your shackles of shame and asked for your hand in marraige..."

"That was like a dream come true!" trixie responded as she held out her hand revealing a golden ring with what appears to be a bone ontop "You even proposed to me with Poof's FUNNY bone!"

Foop took the oppertunity to coin in a pun "And for him, it wasn't that FUNNY!"

They both laughed at the witticism of Foop's pun.

A voice then made its way behind Foop. it sounded inhuman and frightning "Are we ready to order?"

Foop turned around to face his waiter with his eyes closed "Yes, we are! I want my Queen to have the finest cuisine you have to offer... What are your specials this evening?" Foop opened his eyes and witnessed what he was face-to-face with.

The Super-Scary Boogie Monster roared and bared its fangs at Foop "YOU!"

Foop screamed as the Boogie Monster grasped at Foop and raised him over to its mouth.

Tentacles wriggled and writhed inside the monsters' mouth as Foop hollared "AAHH! NOT THE SQUID!

The Super-Scary Boogie Monster then released Foop as he was screaming down the monsters tentacle-infested esophagus "NOOOOOOOOOO!"