AN: Haii guys I'm back with more fan fiction :D

I've been playing Ace Attorney lately and I...have a huge crush on Shi-Long Lang.

It's 11:38pm here so here's some quick crack.

You need a new secretary, they said. Put it up as a job offer, they said. It'll make your life easier, Shifu, they said.

Oh. Oh how wrong they were.

Lang took the advice from all of the 99 men. They had all said the same thing, after all. And at first, Lang thought "Hey, why the hell not?"

Ever since the fiasco with Shih-na, Lang was left without a secretary. He thought it would make no difference, and he could handle everything himself.

Complete, utter, bullshit.

Lang was suffering without an assistant.

So one day, he decided to advertise the available spot on the net and the newspapers.

The next day, as he sat in his office with his head on the desk, one of his loyal subordinates came storming in with his head held high.

"Shifu! We have attained overwhelming feedback!" The subordinate cried out.

Lang's head shot up from the table, "Really?"

His subordinate suddenly started to look anxious, fiddling with his collar before swallowing. "Shifu," he started quite reluctantly, "It's...quite shocking. We have overwhelming feedback but...they're all female."

Lang tilted his head, "And?"

"...Have you checked your email today, shifu?"

Lang's eyes shifted to the computer beside him, switched off and untouched since that morning. After a few seconds of hesitation, he turned in on and opened up his email.

His jaw dropped and his eye started twitching. He was quite sure it was a job offer, not a dating service he had put up. His inbox was overflowing, and he still had incoming mail to boot. His eyebrows scrunched as he eyed all the senders' emails. They were really all female...

"Shifu, there's a lot of hand written mail too." Lang's subordinate said, much to Lang's disturbance.

"I put up a job offer, not a dating service! Are you sure they're all female responses?" The Interpol agent asked, still taken aback by the amount of...ahem...admirers...he had.

"We have checked every last letter, shifu! They are indeed all female! With many hearts and scribbles in each one! One of them even sent in a plush toy with the letter!"

Lang buried his face in his hands, shaking it. Great. Just great. Now he had to find a way to tell the world it wasn't a dating service he put up. Hell, he wasn't even interested. He was a very busy man, and all he was asking for was help, not a girlfriend.

"..Shifu! I think this is actually very cute! It has a baby wolf drawn on it." His subordinate whipped out a little envelope and true enough, a little chibi wolf was drawn at the back of it.

Lang slammed his head on the table and suppressed the urge to scream.

Omake

"Mr. Edgeworthhhhhhhh!" Kay burst into Mile's office, waving a newspaper in her hands.

Mile's looked up, "What is it now, Kay?"

She dashed up to him, a broad grin spread across her face as she opened up the newspaper on Mile's desk (Miles frowned at that action. The table was mahogany!). She opened it up to the page to the main article and pointed at a familiar, wolf-like face.

"Check it out! Wolfie is looking for a secretary, and it is now the most wanted job among females!" Kay was giggling away as she continued, "Is it because wolfie is popular with the ladies? Oh man, he really set up a dating service."

Miles found this far from amusing, but he couldn't help but feel sort of sorry for the Interpol agent.

After all, he knew what it was like.

I always imagined after Shih-na was apprehended, I thought Lang might find himself another secretary.

Hey, I'd take the job any day!