Death Note, InsaneLy In Love 2: Twice The Insanity
A Sequel To A Garbage Death Note Fanfic Parodying Garbage Death Note Fanfics
Someone new joined the task force, and L found himself in love. InsaneLy in love. Emphasis on insane. After the events of Death Note, InsaneLy in Love, (Or maybe during? I don't know) more stuff happens! BEWARE OF DEATH NOTE INSANELY IN LOVE SPOILERS! AND ALSO DEATH NOTE SPOILERS!
Chapter 1, Didn't the previous fic end with L and Bethany dying?
AN: Hello! It's me again. The author of Death Note, InsaneLy in Love! You probably thought it was over. But it's not. YAY! Well it's sort of not over. I have no good ideas, so I'm writing more of this. However, Death Note, InsaneLy in Love (or as it shall now be abbreviated DN,ILiL) has a very clear ending. It's kinda hard to write a sequel when both of your protagonists die in the first story. So this isn't really a sequel. It's a collection of various one shots, Q&A sessions, and whatever random other stuff I feel like writing. Everything is non canon (to DN,ILiL, it's obviously not canon to Death Note) unless otherwise specified. I just had so much fun with DN,ILiL that I wanted to write more with these characters. Enjoy! (Also I do not own Death Note. If I did, it would have a sequel filled with various one shots, Q&A sessions, and whatever random other stuff I feel like writing.) This fic, unlike DN,ILiL is not already finished. The first 3 chapters and part of the fourth were written before I started posting this. Everything after is brand new, and I'll be able to take stuff said in reviews into account. Also, chapters 1 and 2 are in this chapter because chapter 1 is just a long author's note.
Chapter 2, Let us begin this unnecessary sequel
AN: I have no ideas, so let's start with a Q&A session! Also, Light is sane in this.
"HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER DN,ILiL Q&A SHOW!" shouted Shakespeare like a mad scientist game show announcer who was shouting. "TODAY WE HAVE BETHANY ANNE ISABELLA MARINA SMITH, L, AND LIGHT ON THE SHOW! QUESTION 1 IS FOR BETHANY ANNE ISABELLA MARINA SMITH! WHY IS YOUR NAME SO LONG!" shouted Shakespeare like the author's favorite character who was shouting. "Apparently it's because the initials are supposed to also stand for Blatant Author Insert Mary Sue. I have have no idea why. That's just what it says on the cue card." answered Bethany Anne Isabella Marina Smith. "It's stupid! I'm not a Mary Sue! My name isn't even Mary Sue! It's Bethany Anne Isabella Marina Smith! And I'm clearly not a Mary Sue because I'm an amazing OC! I'm smarter than L, I'm insanely beautiful. everyone loves me, everyone who doesn't is an evil beep, I'm really trustworthy, I'm kind, I'm humble, I'm nice, I have the best boyfriend, It was love at first sight, I have great fashion sense, I'm a genius, I have future vision, Shakespeare was my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, I have an amazing singing voice, I'm really athletic, I don't care about looks, I'm really good at" Before she could finish, Shakespeare interrupted her. "ALRIGHT NEXT QUESTION! L! IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MAIN CHARACTER, WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING!" shouted Shakespeare like a person who just interrupted a long rant who was shouting. L didn't say anything, as he wasn't actually there. Instead there was a piece of cardboard with the letter L drawn on it. After all, it didn't matter if L was there. His personality is basically nothing. "THIS SHOW IS BORING! WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?" shouted Shakespeare like a bored medieval king who was shouting. (AN: Light, tell Shakespeare this show is hilarious!) "Shakespeare, the author says this show is hilarious." said Light in a bored monotone. (AN: Tell Shakespeare he's fired!) "Shakespeare, the author says you're fired." Shakespeare started crying at the top his lungs, until he was kicked out by security. "Who's going to be the new host?" asked Light. (AN: You! Now go ask the next question!) Light picked up Shakespeare's question cards. He decided not to get in to an argument with the author, as last time he made that mistake he ended up with a broken arm. "Question 3 is for me. What is your favorite color? … Really? That's the question I get. … Fine. My favorite colour is red." "Stop saying colour! Your in America now! It's color" yelled Beth. "Is that supposed to a reference to something? That line feels stupid even by this fic's standards." replied Light. (AN: Yes. Also this fic isn't stupid) "It's an unnecessary sequel to a garbage fanfic that parodies garbage fanfics. It's pretty stupid." (AN: SHUT UP!) "Fortunately we've run out of time."
AN: The Q&A shows have canon (to the fic, obviously not canon to Death Note) answers, but they themselves are not canon. For example, if Light was asked, are you secretly an alligator disguised as a human, and he answers no, I'm a crocodile, than it's canon that he is a crocodile, but not canon that he ever revealed his secret. Also this is an example. Light is not a crocodile.