one day john egbert was watching a really bad movie called the bulk. then the bulk came out of the tv. he was like "i am the bulk and i am mad that you dont like my movie." and john said "ill admit there are worse things out there." "Like what" said the bul. john retorted "big bang theory" the bulk got mad. he hated that show. he was like KLETS KILL BIG BANG THEORY. john was aftaid that the bulk might hurt him if he didnt comply. so he said ok. the bulk grabbed john and took him into the tv.
tbs or whatever was on. they were in tbs. the guy with the big lantern shirt came in and said bazongas. the bulk tried to punch him but he had a real green lantern ring and blocked him with a shield. then he made a car and drove away, running over his nerd friends in the process. he didnt care cause he was a dick. john was like DAT COLD. let me call my friend dave, he will know what to do.
john opened pesterchum and called dave. dave was like yo. john was like hey. john said come over. so he did. dave was there. the bulk got mad and smashed his sunglasses. this made dave angry. he pulled out a sword and tried to cut the bulk. he slashed the bulk with his sword and purple blood dripped to the ground. the bulk punched dave into a wall. john tried to stop the fight.
"guys, why are we doing this" said john. this isnt right. we have to defeat dick nerd. dave agreed, but the bulk was angry. they went out of the house with the bulk in hot pursuit.
they found a car. they got in the car. it was a car. they started to drive, but the bulk grabbed the back of their car. suddenly, another car hit the bulk from behind. the bulk lost his grip. the guy who was driving the car got out. it was john's dad. "are you ok, sir? we should exchange information."
the bulk grabbed dad. "your son in trouble." dad said "what has he done this time?" bulk said "his friend made me sad." dad said "well thats hardly his fault!" this made the bulk mad AGAIN. he stole dads car. "hey man, my car. wait thats not something i would say"
john and dave parked in a driveway. it was the observatory. i heard someone say there was an observatory in the big theory so i put it in the story. they went in and tried to go to the top. suddenly, the ceiling began to rumble. the bulk dropped down. "you no get away this time." dave said "hm." he attacked the bulk again but his sword broke. the bulk grabbed him and threw him out into the real world. john was like "aw man." then he pulled out his pogo hammer. the bulk was mad.
the bulk approached john. he held his hammer, ready to attack. as the bulk approached, it became clear that it would be difficult to strike down this foe, so he ran into a supply closet. there was some purple paint. john had an idea.
the bulk sniffed out john and opened the closet. john held up the hammer again, but the little slime fellow on the top was purple. "its a little version of me" bulk said. "how endearing. This is a real gift. i will help you defeat that menace now."
thats what a lot of paint can do.
john and bulk climbed the stairs. basinga guy was at the top. he was making nukes with his green lantern and dropping them on people while laughing maniacally. he had his back turned to the bulk. the bulk bashed bazinga man with his fist. the cruel nerd burst into a shower of blood. PURPLE BLOOD.
"what have i done" bulk said. "he was...my brother." the bulk went off in the corner and sobbed. john watched him bawling and said "why did i even have to come along"
THE END