Wolf Blood: A Jane and Alec story

By LadyMinnyOfRaven

Authors Note: The story is taken from the role play on the Twilight Saga Forums.. Also my wonderful friend Edward!AtTheDisco edited it for me.

Chapter one:

"ALEC HOW DARE YOU!"

Jane stormed into the headquarters of Volterra in a huff followed by a smiling Alec.

"What, she was yummy!"

Cauis was sitting in a comfy arm chair reading a Newpaper by candle light. He continued to ignor the fight until Jane sat at his feet. Cauis looked up.

"Yes?"

"Cauis, Alec ate my meal! There was a little blonde hair girl, and I called dibs, but ALEC WENT AND ATE HER ANYWAY!"

Cauis replied before looking back down at the newspaper, "So?"

Jane's eyes lit up with fury, "DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LITTLE GIRLS AT NIGHT? It's terribly hard, especially to find them alone without a mother or something. Heidi doesn't even bring back little blonde girls when she goes hunting... she brings back filthy men!"

Cauis rolled his eyes, "Go talk to Aro about it."

Jane growled and turned to her brother.

Alec shrugged, "She looked appetizing?"

Jane stormed off to find Aro.

Cauis put his newspaper back down and looked up at Alec, "Why did you have to eat her? You knew Jane would be over dramatic about it!"

"I don't know; it gives her something else to think about except for the fact that Aro lost her violin in the plane back from Forks."

"Ahhh, that damn violin. Gosh I hate it."

Jane found Aro in the Throne room playing go Fish with the Fed-Ex guy.

Jane thought, How the hell did we get a Werewolf in the land of Volturi... Aro and his crazy ideas.

"Aro!!" Jane ran over to Aro who was sitting in his throne across from Fed-Ex.

"Go Fish!" Aro yelled. Fed-Ex sighed and picked up a card.

"Aro," Jane whined, "Can you stop playing your card game for one minute and listen to me."

Aro put his cards down, "What is it, dear? Can it wait untill after I beat Fed-Ex at Go Fish?"

"O Rly?" Fed-Ex guy snorted.

"Ya Rly, I will win," retorted Aro.

The Fed-Ex Guy laughed and picked up his pink gameboy and started clicking away.

"What is the matter, Jane? I have a violin on order for you! What more do you want?" asked Aro.

"Aro, Alec ate the girl that I called dibs on, it was a little blonde hair girl."

Jane sniffed, and Aro put his hand on her shoulder.

"Not a blonde girl! That's your favorite!"

"I know," Jane sniffed.

Aro put his hand on Janes shoulder, "Poor poor girl... Get over it."

Jane was stunned.

"Take that, girlfriend," The Fed-Guy Guy wooted, doing the 'Z snap' before going back to playing the gameboy.

"But Aro?"

"Listen Jane. What can I do? The little blonde haired girl is gone, so unless you want me to destroy your dear brother …you'll just have to get over it."

Jane was speechless. There was no justice!

"Now, Jane, can I get back to my game?"

Jane noddded.

"Just Wait a minute, Aro!" Fed-Ex said while furiously tapping away at the gameboy, "I have to beat this boss in Zelda and then save it."

Aro put his hand over his face irritatingly.