Ok hey guys! I know I still need to finish my other story, but while I was watching Fairy Odd Parents I was watching Chip sing My Shiny Teeth and me and I just had this idea of James singing that song. So I did, if you don't know what that song is look it up on youtube and watch it before you read it or else you'll be confused, I would give you the link but for some reason it won't let me post it up, the vid its not that long. I shortened it though, on here, because I was to lazy to edit it and all. So yeah I hope you enjoy it! Sorry for the shortness lol
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER PEOPLEZ IT'S ALL J.K ROWLINGS!
It was just an ordinary night in the Gryffindor Dormitory, nothing special, just 4 boys who were quite bored. Lupin was under his covers reading, Peter throwing a ball and catching it, Sirius just looking at the wall and James, well he was just being James. I he sighed and took a mirror from the side and smiled.
"Hey, my teeth are white!" He grinned.
"Hmm?" the 3 other boys looked up at him.
"I said my teeth are white!" He smiled at them.
"Oh good for you, why won't you sing us a song?" Sirius sarcastically said as he looked up at the ceiling again.
James's face brightened, "I think I will!"
"Wait what?" Sirius looked at him once again to see James stand up, "I was only kidding." Out of nowhere music turned on and the 3 boys looked at James's with awkward faces.
"When I'm feeling lonely," James began singing, "Sad as I can be"
"You're sad and lonely?" Sirius asked interrupting him, but James just ignored him.
"All by myself on an uncharted island, in an endless sea."
"Hey you have us!" Peter reminded him.
"What makes me happy, fills me up with glee!" James grinned.
"Who us?" Remus smiled back.
"Those bones in my JAW! That don't have a flaw my shiny teeth and me."
"MY FRIENDSHIP HAS BEEN REPLACED BY TEETH!" Sirius asked shocked.
"My shiny teeth that twinkle, Just like the stars in space, My shiny teeth that sparkle, addin' beauty to my face"
Peter laughed, "Who said you had beauty?"
"My shiny teeth that glisten, just like a Christmas tree, you know they walk a mile just to see me smile" James continued to sing.
"I would never walk a mile to see you smile," Sirius slumped in his bed angry that he just got replaced.
"Woo! My Shiny Teeth and Me"
(shiny teeth shiny teeth)
"Where is the music coming from!" Remus asked looking around the room.
"Yes they're all so perfect, so white and pearly." James beamed.
"No there not!" Peter laughed.
"Brush Gargle Rinse, a couple breath mints," James popped in some mints into his mouth, "My shiny teeth and me."
"Where did he get those mints and when did he EVER eat mints!" Sirius asked.
"My shiny teeth so awesome, just like my favorite song, my shiny teeth I floss them so they grow to be real strong!" James started dancing.
"I never saw you floss," Remus added.
"My shiny teeth I love them and they all love me, why should I talk to you when I got 32 woo, my shiny teeth and me."
"He would rather talk to his teeth then talk to us? That's just wrong…" Peter shook his head, but he was laughing at the poorly danced James.
"My Shiny Teeth and Me!" James stopped dancing and grinned.
The music had stopped and James started breathing a bit faster then normal. Sirius flicked his wand and they could hear cricket.
"Aw you guys suck," James grumbled and stuffed his face in his pillow. Remus laughed and continued studying, Peter continued throwing the ball, and Sirius continued staring at the ceiling as if none of this had happened.
