POKEMON: MAXIE'S RAGE.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
The leader of Team Magma was in horrific pain, hunched over and clutching his abdominal area. He was on the verge of crying and walked over to the fridge. Upon opening it, he discovered chocolate cake and immediately shouted, "MMMM YEAH, CHOCOLATE. GET THAT SHIT IN MY MOUTH. MMMM, YEAH BITCH. YEAH."
"BOSS MAN!" screamed Tabitha as he entered the kitchen in his bathroom holding a coffee mug in one hand. "Are you menstruating, sir?" He took a sip of the coffee. "You are acting highly out of character and it is a bit concerning."
"FUCK OFF, TABITHA!"
"Aww, Maxie! It is okay!" Tabitha smiled. " The entire team knows!"
"KNOWS WHAT?" Hissed Maxie, savagely chewing on the cake, getting large crumbs all over the floor and creating a mess.
"Your secret, silly!"
"SHUT THE FUCK OFF, TABITHA!" screeched Maxie, blood flying out his mouth in all directions. He crammed more cake into his mouth and started crying hysterically. "WHY DO YOU ALL TORMENT ME SO MUCH?!"
"Gee, boss! I thought you knew that I also receive my period! It is no big deal!"
"I DO NOT LIKE BEING REMINDED OF THAT, YOU SICK FUCK!" He flung a chair at Tabitha. The fat of his admin merely absorbed the entire chair and it disappeared into his rolls. "GO DIE IN A PIT OF FIRE!"
Tabitha sighed and walked over to Maxie, hugging him from behind. "There, there. I know you were born the wrong gender and can not take testosterone due to your feeble condition or get the surgery and are pretty much miserable over all this, but- "
"TABITHA, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN BEFORE I COOK YOU ALIVE IN THE OVEN, YOU FAT PIG!" He screeched. "I WILL MURDER YOU RIGHT NOW WHERE YOU STAND!"
"Here." Tabitha crammed Midol into Maxie's mouth. "I am aware magma is pouring out of you, but these should help calm you do-"
Maxie immediately spat them out onto Tabitha's face and hissed at him. "YOU MORBIDLY OBESE SACK OF SHIT, HOW DARE YOU TORMENT ME LIKE THIS. YOU KNOW THOSE RARELY WORK FOR ME ANYMORE!"
"I AM JUST TRYING TO HELP, SIR!"
Suddenly Archie peeked into the kitchen and slowly slithered right in. "Guess who?" He grinned, exposing his Sharpedo-like teeth.
Maxie flung a kitchen knife his direction and it stabbed into the wall.
"Never mind." Responded the Team Aqua leader as he left.
The magma leader proceeded to grab more knives to throw.
"LEADER MAXIE, NO!" cried Tabitha as his leader flung knives in random directions.
Courtney walked into the kitchen as a knife pierced the wall just above her head. She did not react and instead observed the chaotic commotion and sighed. "This particular time of the month, I see." She calmly went to brew coffee as the leader mindlessly threw knives all around. One landed into the coffee maker after shattering the coffee pot. "I am not paying for that."
Out of nowhere, Aarune popped out from one of the cabinets. "YO, KIDS. WANT TO BUY SOME WEED?"
"RARRGHH!" Shouted Maxie, flinging knives into the cabinet. One cut Aarune's hat in half.
"Wow, okay." He loudly shut the cabinet door. "Geeze, rude."
TO BE CONTINUED.