A/N: It has been too long! Don't worry about any of my other fics, I will be getting to them as soon as I manage to graduate from university. Until then please enjoy a fic I co-authored with my wonderful clamp-twin MsRukia. The following is only an excerpt, the rest has been published under her account~

Enjoy :)

Story Excerpt:

It was a normal day in Horitsuba Gakuen, the Mokona we chirping, the hormones were raging, and the teens were sneaking off into various deserted corners of the school grounds. Syaoran and Sakura who were initially planning on taking up their usual positions under the sakura tree, were currently sitting on a rock trying as hard as they could to ignore the "Oooh Seishiro-sensei" and the deep throated "Subaru-kun you're so appetizing in that uniform" coming from said location. Even Watanuki was hiding in the broom closet, unaware that Doumeki had procured the spare key from a more than excited Principal.

Speaking of the principal, a mischievous smile was currently tugging at the corners of Yuuko-san's lips, as she pictured the outcome of her diabolical plans. Oh, it's going to be amazing. This festival is going down in history! It's going to be legendary! The headmistress broke into a fit of evil laughter.

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Yuui, who was still finding it hard to adapt to the school's strange atmosphere, thought it might be refreshing to visit his dear twin down in the chemistry lab. How wrong he was. Once he opened the door he froze, realizing that Fai was standing, arms open wide, head towards the sky, a closed Asian fan in his mouth and… wait what?

"Ahh Fai?"

"Ooh ymmuiii zatt uuu?" said Fai through the fan.

"Is this a new erotic game of yours?"

Surprised by his twin's sudden appearance, Fai took the artifact out of his mouth and stuttered, trying to explain and failing miserably.

"It's for tonight…"

"Yeah I figured, but really brother I'm not sure that's healthy…"

"No, no, I have to be a Geisha!"

"A… Gay-sha?" said the newly arrived foreigner who has no inkling whatsoever what his twin was referring to.

"Yes!" replied the blond twin with a manic look on his face. "It's a surprise. Shhhh Kuro-sensei doesn't know anything."

"I'm not sure he'd wanna know Fai, Heck, I didn't wanna know!"

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