Switzerland sighed as he crossed the parking lot. He didn't fully understand why his boss was making him go on a date with Austria. The guy was all fancy one moment and then freeloading the next. They always got into fights in less than a minute. It was pointless trying to force them to get along.

But, unfortunately, Switzerland had no say in the matter. Switzerland's boss was his boss, no matter how much he tried to work his way out of it.

He sighed again as he stepped through the front doors of the restaurant, only to find Austria already there. Switzerland had to work back vomit at the sight of the obnoxious, snobby-

"Vash. You're late," Austria said stiffly.

"Of course, I am. I'm being forced to sit and deal with you for an hour." If we actually last that long, Switzerland thought.

"You should appreciate it. It's a free meal. Isn't that what you like?"

"I'm not cheap, if that's what you're implying!" Switzerland struggled to keep his voice from rising.

"I suggested no such thing," Austria said.

"You did!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"Yes."

"No!"

"See? You finally agree with me." Austria had a smug face like he thought he'd won.

Switzerland just frowned and stormed out with only a quick, "You tricked me."


Author's Note: Okay, I should NOT be starting this, is that clear? Ugh, but I had to.

Anyways, this is dedicated to LittleLobsterLocks, 'cause she loves this pairing and she's awesome~!

The chapters will get longer as the dates get longer! I find it strange that the word long is shorter than the word short.

-TN