So one day I had this urge to write funny stories that happen a lot but are still hilarious. But i decided to do it with Thor and Loki so it'd be like the same problems except godlier. Does that make sense? oh well. Enjoy.
"are we there yet?"
"no!"
"now, are we there?"
"no!"
"are we there now?"
"no, Thor! We won't be there for another hour or two!"
Thor huffed and stared out the window of the car. They were taking a family trip very far away from Asgard and he didn't think he'd like it. His parents said that he and his brother, Loki, needed to open their eyes farther from the magical palace in the sky. Thor thought it was stupid. Loki, who was on the other end of the backseat, was watching the trees pass by with his head pressed against the window. Thor suspected he was really bored too.
"when are we going to be there?" asked Thor
"I just told you" sighed his father, through gritted teeth "it'll be a couple of hours."
Thor groaned and smacked his head on the book sitting on the seat next to him. Loki jumped from the loud noise and spun around. Well, he spun around as much as he could. Thor rubbed his head, he hadn't expected the book to hurt so much. Loki rolled his eyes. Suddenly Thor realized his stomach wasn't feeling all that great.
"I don't feel good" he wined
His father sighed.
"so go to sleep" he groaned "it'll make you feel better"
Thor leaned on the window of the car but couldn't get to sleep. He tried to use the pillow, he tried lower the seat belt, he tried to lean the other way. But nothing worked. He decided he officially hated these metal mortal contraptions.
"I can't sleep" he complained
"play with your brother" said his father
"but we're in a car" reasoned Loki
"I said play with each other!" cried their father
Thor and Loki jumped.
"tag" said Thor
"tag" sighed Loki
"tag"
"tag"
"tag"
"tag"
"tag! Tag! Tag! Tag!"
Thor and Loki started practically smacking each other. Apparently, tag doesn't work in small, unmovable, areas.
"boys!" cried their father "stop smacking each other! I didn't mean play tag!"
He shook his head, trying to concentrate on the road and not his insane sons in the back. For awhile, Thor and Loki tried to play cards, but they kept getting so confused and started breaking out into fights.
"it was my turn!" cried Thor
"no!" argued Loki "you lost your turn!"
"I did no such thing!" gasped Thor
Their father silently swore under his breath. He couldn't stand much more of this.
"boys!" he nearly yelled "stop fighting! We'll be there soon!"
It was silent for a few minutes before Thor had to ask.
"are we there yet?"