II decided to remake the story because to be honest I myself didn't like it and it was going to a weird place, once again this stories are read by my assistance Paul and checked for mistakes but it isn't always perfect so you might find some mistakes that my dumb ass didn't see.

And to all the new people that come here I wouldn't go watch the original just saying

Normal talking

"Yelling"

Thoughts

Sacred Gear talking to user/OUT LOUD TO EVERY ONE]

AND WITH THAT OUT OFF THE WAY

ENJOY -

I woke up a loud yawn came out of my mouth as I heard my phone ringing (Ah yeah the alarm) I picked up my phone and closed the alarm, I looked around my room as I slowly got up suddenly my feet started slipping I tried grabbing something but I just pushed my self even more I fell down hitting my jaw, I opened my eyes to see a sign saying 'WET FLOOR WATCH OUT' (Ah suck my fucking cock)

(Well this day started off bad) I walked out of my room and started getting ready for school as I opened the door of my house I saw a room locked with a sign saying 'DONT ENTER' this was clearly made by me this handwriting was mine a thought came to my mind to enter the room but I trusted myself not to enter it seemed that I forget things too easily, whatever

I walked to School passing by my junior high and passing the best teacher I had the fucking honor of meeting I waved at her and continued walking on the End of my journey, I came to my High school I entered the school with a smile on my face I looked around before hearing a very familiar voice "CHRISSSSSSSSS" I looked the way the voice came it was my friend Konna *Dramatic flash*

Name: Konna

age:18

likes: sex(no joke, well she never did it but she always talks about it)

She started chasing me around she keeps doing that ever since junior high but I got used to it "Oh hey Konna what are you doing here?" She stopped chasing me "Well am going to this School" I said "cool" and walked off

Some more walking and I found one of my best friends Alex *Dramatic flash*

Name: Alex

Age: 18

Likes: HALO, Anime

After saying "hi" I followed him to the other guys *dramatic flashes*

Name: Kizal

Age:19

Likes: Anime(Dragon ball z/s) Oh and he's black so bonus meme

Name: Angel

Age:18

Likes: Anime(fucking hooked on BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA)

Name:Paul (a.k.a Fucking God)

Age:18

Likes: Anime(anything that harem/hentai/boobs he knows it)

While it was nice knowing all of them, to be fair I don't watch as much anime as them like at all, oh and-

Name: Linas

Age:20

Likes: Naruto anime (Weeb)

Well to be fair they are all weebs but fuck it there MY weebs

On school, I was fairly known I was the clown of the school the one always making jokes and getting everyone to laugh even if they were sad

After some hours-

School finally ended and I walked home with Paul my BEST friend, we parted ways after I reached my home but without me even feeling it my phone dropped off my pocket Paul saw it and was going to return it, I entered my house and finally was going to open the locked door Paul ran up the stairs holding the phone I opened the door as Paul entered the house a big ass flash went off

Next thing I knew I found myself a good 20 feet in the air, gravity pulling me down I opened my eyes seeing the ground getting closer before I could even understand what was going on I hit the ground a loud *crack* noise went off my body. My arms broken, one of my leg broken but worse of all I didn't know we're I was this isn't my home town I'll tell you that much

I tried getting up but with two broken hands it was hard, I fell down 3 times before funnaly sliding on the wall jumping with one leg trying to make any progress I got to a board hopping to find we're I was but I just got useless shit written in some deformed language, as I was ready to leave my eye caught something in English "We can make your every wish true call us now" it sounded fake so I just kept jumping

My body was ready to break under the pain of just moving, a loud BANG could be heard from a block away a bullet hit my bone as it ripped my flesh my good lag broke, I hit the floor I moved my now broken body to turn around I flipped my body looking in the shadows we're the shot went off, I could hear footsteps coming closer and out of the dark came a man with grey hair and red eyes a sadistic grin on his face as he started laughing

"Ah this look on your face it's making me horny stop it" Well it seems that found myself a sadistic fuck, huh fuck me

"Now let's see how your blood tastes like" he said as he got out of his pocket a little sword handle suddenly a bright sword like shape was formed on the handle he stabbed me in the chest, he pulled his sword out licking it with pleasure

"Oh by the way here's your little paper you we're looking at" He toasted the paper at my face (Well this is the End huh, sad I wanted to see my friends again, I don't want to die now here I wish, I wish I could live) as my live faded before my very own eyes a red light appeared but it was to blurry to see clearly I guess this is goodbye world

Next morning

I woke up only to find my self in a white bed (is this heaven) I thought to myself looking around to see a normal room just a huge white bed in the middle of a room, Yeah pretty normal

(Wait how did I survive?! And we're am I) I tried getting up but the pain of my injury didn't let me, suddenly the sheet on the bed moved right next to me in fact

(Wtf first a man attacked me in the dead of night and now something's on my bed)

I considered every option and finnaly it came down to 3

1: get up and leave

2: fake sleep until the thing wakes up

or 3: uncover the sheet and see what's down there

Out of all 3 I picked the worse one 3

I got ready as I reached for the sheet I uncovered it in a very dramatic way but what was down there was something that I never expected

I jumped out of the bed and hit the floor as a loud yawn came from the top of the bed "Oh my, it seems I scared the new kid"

I got up putting my hand on my head to calm the pain, I looked up seeing a naked woman with long black hair my jaw fell to the floor just looking

"So, what's your name stranger?" I picked up my jaw "M-My name is Chris, nice to meet you" she smiled "Well Chris my name is Akeno it's nice meeting you too. So how are they?"

"Excuse me?" Her face looked worried "Is something wrong with them?" I turned red as I realized what she was talking about "NONONONONO THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM IT NOT LIKE I WOULD SMASH OR SOMETHING"

"WAIT FUCK" She started laughing "Oh by the way your clothes are on the chair right there" I looked at the chair and then to myself I was naked too, I covered myself and made way to my clothes

"Now you might be wondering why we're naked on the bed so let me tell you-" I quickly stopped her "No thank you I don't want to know why or what I was doing on this bed" She was still smiling holding back laughs

Suddenly a strange feeling popped up and I started looking at Akeno in the face

"What's wrong?" I stopped looking realizing how stupid I looked "Nothing just. Do I know you from somewhere?"

"No if never met you before" I finish putting my clothes on "It's just that I have this feeling that I know you from somewhere or we're connected in some way"

"No am pretty sure this is the first time I see you"

"Well now what?" she got up and put some clothes on "Now you meet the boss, please follow me"

"OK" I followed her trying not to look at that booty, we entered a room inside was a girl with white hair but small, a boy with yellow hair and good looking am not going to lie if I was gay I smash that shit. And finnaly awoman with red hair with oppai only challenging the ones Akeno had, I assumed she was the 'boss' cuz she was standing in the middle while the other two we're sitting down

My eyes instantly looked on the oppai I tried not looking at them but I was too obvious "Hi-" the little girl got up and hit me the force pushed me back I hit the wall

"What was that for?" she looked at me with a face that had no emotion "You dam well know why" I looked down

"Am surprised, usually they all go out" I got up grabbing my leg for help "What do you mean"

"That hit it usually knocked out every one it hit"

"Well my... father hit harder then that" she looked confused but asked me a question nevertheless "So Chris how come that stray priest attacked you?"

"How am I supposed to know" she looked pleased as if she wanted me to answer like that "Well good question, she in this world there's 3 major race's Angels how serve God and spread his words to the world, Fallen angels who don't actually serve God but kill demons to please him and finnaly demons who serve Satan"

"OK and what does that have to do with me?

"Am getting there, a magomajor warhappened were all the race's faced many losses so we have to resort to humans to help us, and there you come in. Chris would you like to join my team?"

"No" She looked at me shocked "What?"

"Look am great full for your help but do you really doubt my actions? I was attacked by a sadistic dude last night do you really think am going to follow you after what just happened"

"Well you have a point there"

"And mark my words I will find and make that bitch suffer I swear in the name of God~~~~Wtf" As I said his name my head started to hurt

"Akeno do you think?" Akeno nodded "Yup his a pure blood demon "

"Well Chris I'll give you as many days as you want to think my proposal over, and you'll start school from tomorrow"

I thanked them and walked out of the building I heard the red haired woman call out for me "Chrissssss" I turned around "What is it?"

"Do you by any chance have a house to live?"

"Now that you mention it no don't" She gave me a piece of papper"Then you can sleep here" I looked at it, it had an address "Thanks I guess" I went to the address and there was this big ass house I turned the paper around and saw a hidden note "have fun" it said

"I LOVE THAT FUCKKNG WOMAN" I yelled into the air as I entered the house talking a good bath and the dropping dead to the bed

The End-

So this is the End I gotta say I rushed the Ending and am not good at starting stories but I think I did it justice. Fell free to tell me anything in the reviews for example how was you day Anyway have a good day people see ya