Troublesome Christmas Parody
Good day everyone. This troublesome parody is inspired by a parody fic that I've read before. This isn't as good and funny as that one. Enjoy and review! It would make me so happy. Believe It! ^_^
Konoha Caroling Team Presents
A parody of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
I Want Uchiha Sasuke for Christmas
No Uzumaki, no Rock Lee
I only like Uchiha Sasuke
And Uchiha Sasuke likes me too
Lee says Sasuke would kill me up, but then
Naruto says Sasuke is a vegeterian
There's lots of room for him in our two apartments
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see him now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see Sasuke standing there
I want Uchiha Sasuke for Christmas
Only Uchiha Sasuke will do
No Uzumaki or Rock Lee
I only like Uchiha Sasuke
And Uchiha Sasuke likes me too!
Konoha Caroling Team Presents
A parody of "I'll be Home for Christmas"
I'll Destroy for Christmas
I'm dreamin' tonight of a Konohagakure
Even I wanted to destroy it
And although I know it's a long road back
I'll destroy you
I'll destroy for Christmas
You can stop me
Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents under the tree
ANBU will find me
When I take the presents
I'll destroy for Christmas
If only in my dreams
ANBU hristmas Eve will find me
Where I take the presents
I'll destroy for Christmas
If only in my dreams
If only in my dreams
Konoha Caroling Team Presents
A parody of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Naruto Married A Gentlemen
Naruto married a gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember, Naruto our saviour
Was born on riot day
To save us all from Oro's power
When we were gone kidnapped
O tidings of ramen and chips,
ramen and chips
O tidings of ramen and chips
In Konoha, in Japan,
This kyuubi Baby was born
And laid within a cradle
Upon this blessed morn
To watch his Father Minato
Dead to save Konoha
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
From Minato and Kushina
A kyuubi baby came;
And unto certain Kages
Brought tidings of the same:
How that kid in Konoha born
The Son of 4th by the name.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
"Fear not then," said Minato,
"Let nothing you afraid,
This day is born a Saviour
Of a red bright haired,
To free all those who kidnapped
From Oro's power and might."
O tidings of ramen and chips,
Ramen and chips
O tidings of ramen and chips
Thank you very much for reading this fanfic! I know it isn't really funny or awesome, but please review. Thank you!
Q: Would you prefer I continue this fic or end the fic now? Please review to comment.
Tommee Shou