Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or Twilight, just my OC's. THIS IS EDWARD BASHING!This is based off Hetalia: The Country of Namibia! by chillykitty101.

Alice is WHO?

Knock, Knock, Knock.

Who could that be? I wondered as I went to answer the door. Edward wasn't due back for another two hours, not that I cared.

See, I have a secret. I'm not actually Bella Swan. I'm Isabella Williams, daughter of Alfred F. Jones and Matthew Williams, the personifications of America and Canada. I'm the personification of British Columbia. I'm also not really in love with Edward Cullen. I'm actually in love with James Jones, personification of California. The only reason I'm dating Edward is to get closer to Alice Cullen, who we believe to be the personification of the nation of Panama. Anyway, back to the present.

"Hello Alice," I said, after opening the door,"Please come in,". I closed the door after her, and turned to find her standing behind me, her arms crossed. "Explain now," She said, fixing me with a steely glare. "Explain what?" I asked innocently. "I saw three girls in a vision, and they seemed well acquainted with you," She said, her facial expression unchanging. I sighed, no use hiding it now.

"Can you keep a secret from Edward?" I asked. "Sure, why?" She asked, confused. "I'm not Bella Swan. I'm Isabella Williams, personification of the province of British Columbia, daughter of America and Canada," I said, looking away.

She was silent for a few moments, then asked "What does that have to do with the three girls?" "What do they look like?" I questioned. Alice thought for a moment before repling.

"One had long brown hair and green eyes and was wearing a light blue sweater with navy blue skirt and white stockings with black shoes. One had short blonde hair with blue eyes and was wearing a purple dress with blue lace trim and matching shoes. The last one had long blonde hair, green eyes, and was wearing a green spagatii strap dress with black shoes. Who are they?" She said.

"The brown haired one is Lilith Jones, also known as Washington. The short haired blonde is Brianna Jones, also known as Delaware. The long haired blonde is Morgan Jones, also known as Virgina," I replied.

"Okay...Just how old are you?" Alice asked.

"I'll be turning 141 in June," I said.

"Wow..." Alice said. "So does Charlie know?"

"Yes. He found Washington one night, suffering from wounds that should have killed her, in a sense. She woke up from her injuries, completly healed, and she had to tell him. We convencied everyone to let him keep his memory, as long as he kept the secret," I said. "Okay, so what does this have to do with me?" She asked. "Mary Alice Brandon, you are the nation of Panama".

A/N: How was that? I apologize for any OOC on Alice and Bella's part, but it's hard for me to write for Bella, expecially in this fanfic, so expect a lot of OOCness on Bella's part.