Mouldyshorts
A/N: Just was reading Harry potter book 7 last night, and I just happened to think: "Doesn't Voldemort's name sound like Mouldyshorts?" Then, that triggered me writing this.
Lord Voldemort had decided that he should stop the Americans from entering the fight. He took 20 of his followers, and apparated to Half-Blood Hill, Farm Road 3.141
Long Island, New York 11954. Unfortunately for him, that was at Camp Half-Blood. His followers ran straight through the boundary, yelling random curses, which demigods deflected… Basically, Chaos ensued before both groups pulled back.
Percy's POV
Ok, so weird snakelike white scaly dude (He will now be known as Snake Dude until he says his name) attacks, Curse of Achilles deflects, and I'm still alive. Wait a minute!
"SNAKE DUDE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE!" I screamed, and all of the Hermes cabin and Apollo went down laughing, while Snake dude's eyes grew so huge, they looked like they were going to fall out, and the people with him were staring and moving their jaws.
Snake Dude yelled "Who dares make fun of Lord VOLDEMORT!" Did he just say?
"Whatever, MOULDYSHORTS!" Leo yelled back at him, and Hephaestus and Aphrodite were reeled over, and everyone else was barely stopping themselves from following suit.
Nico's POV
So, Lord Mouldyshorts looked like he was gonna bust a gasket, and pretty much EVERYONE was laughing now. I had to resist temptation though…
"Death Eaters! ATTACK!"
"DEATH eaters?! Who the Hades would want to eat THANATOS?!" Percy called out, and I no, must stop can't l- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I laughed, now, they won't think that I'm not emotional!
In any case, that was too much for Mouldyshort's pals, and they disappeared, Mouldyshorts himself followed. All in all, it was a very weird day.
A/N: I will do 100 things tomorrow (If there's time), I will use most rules requested, the last 10 will have their own chapter.