The Cpugeek Show
Episode 1
(Music plays, lights flicker, some weird announcer guy
announces, bada-bing bada-boom)
Announcer: And here is our host, Cpugeek!
(More music plays, lights flicker some more, people clap,
yada yada yah)
Cpugeek: Welcome to 'The Cpugeek Show," where we take
important video game VIPs and make fun of them. Our guest
for today has starred in 8 video games and counting. He has
made quite a name for himself with the youngsters. Please
put your hands together for PIKACHU!
(More music plays, lights flicker some more, people clap,
so on and so forth)
Pikachu: Pika pika pikachu
Cpugeek: Parden?
Pikachu: Pi pika pi pikachu
Cpugeek: Right. Lets get on to the questions. First question.
Pikachu, could you tell us how you were as a child?
Pikachu: Pika pika pika pika pika pi pi pka pika pikachu
pika pi pika pika pikachu pi pi pika pikachu pika pika
pikachu
*Cpugeek looks puzzled*
Cpugeek: Uh...ok. Next question. Many people want to
know how you were born?
Pikachu: Pika, pika pii pi pikachu?
Cpugeek: It appears thatt you don't know. I guess pokemon
schools don't have Repro Ed. Next question. Pikachu, do
you have any enemies?
Pikachu: Pika pika pi pi pikachu
*Pikachu points to angry mob with chainsaws*
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!
Cpugeek: So, let me get this strait. The mob with chainsaws
and "Pokemon Dies" teeshirts on are your enemies?
Pikachu: Pika pika! Pika pi pi pikachu!
Cpugeek: How about we talk to the mob.
*Cpugeek pushes one member of the mob into a seat*
Cpugeek: I have a question for you, Mister. What would
you do if you caught Pikachu?
Member: Here, I'll demonstrate.
Pikachu: Pika pika pika!
Cpugeek: It's ok, Pikachu, I'm sure they won't hurt you.
*Member grabs Pikachu and -CENSORED-*
Cpugeek: Ouch, that has got to hurt. Well I see that we have
run out of time, so tune in next time when we make fun of
Link from the Zelda series. See ya.
(THIS SHOW WASN'T MADE POSSIBLE BY VIEWERS LIKE YOU)
Episode 1
(Music plays, lights flicker, some weird announcer guy
announces, bada-bing bada-boom)
Announcer: And here is our host, Cpugeek!
(More music plays, lights flicker some more, people clap,
yada yada yah)
Cpugeek: Welcome to 'The Cpugeek Show," where we take
important video game VIPs and make fun of them. Our guest
for today has starred in 8 video games and counting. He has
made quite a name for himself with the youngsters. Please
put your hands together for PIKACHU!
(More music plays, lights flicker some more, people clap,
so on and so forth)
Pikachu: Pika pika pikachu
Cpugeek: Parden?
Pikachu: Pi pika pi pikachu
Cpugeek: Right. Lets get on to the questions. First question.
Pikachu, could you tell us how you were as a child?
Pikachu: Pika pika pika pika pika pi pi pka pika pikachu
pika pi pika pika pikachu pi pi pika pikachu pika pika
pikachu
*Cpugeek looks puzzled*
Cpugeek: Uh...ok. Next question. Many people want to
know how you were born?
Pikachu: Pika, pika pii pi pikachu?
Cpugeek: It appears thatt you don't know. I guess pokemon
schools don't have Repro Ed. Next question. Pikachu, do
you have any enemies?
Pikachu: Pika pika pi pi pikachu
*Pikachu points to angry mob with chainsaws*
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu!
Cpugeek: So, let me get this strait. The mob with chainsaws
and "Pokemon Dies" teeshirts on are your enemies?
Pikachu: Pika pika! Pika pi pi pikachu!
Cpugeek: How about we talk to the mob.
*Cpugeek pushes one member of the mob into a seat*
Cpugeek: I have a question for you, Mister. What would
you do if you caught Pikachu?
Member: Here, I'll demonstrate.
Pikachu: Pika pika pika!
Cpugeek: It's ok, Pikachu, I'm sure they won't hurt you.
*Member grabs Pikachu and -CENSORED-*
Cpugeek: Ouch, that has got to hurt. Well I see that we have
run out of time, so tune in next time when we make fun of
Link from the Zelda series. See ya.
(THIS SHOW WASN'T MADE POSSIBLE BY VIEWERS LIKE YOU)