The following document was recovered crumpled up from the trash bin of Masahiro Sakurai as of the first of October. The writing was illegible and the paper badly damaged, it took until now to decipher. The document entails a short complaint letter from a rejected Russian smash character.
GREGOR SMASH... Is what you could have been making with the saying of. Unfortunately Gregor is not smashing, because you rejected Gregor. Gregor could have been great things yes? Gregor is well liked, and is low price very swell sword yes? Gregor hears many praises through crack in the wall four.
Gregor counted to infintity 3 times, before he was 3
Ice does not make with the freezing of Gregor, Gregor makes fire from the rubbing together of two ice cubes!
Gregor Smash
Gregor fell from the moon once, the ground did not make it
Gregor is wings of despair. Gregor's breath is being ruin. Gregor is sell dragon, Gregor!
To be fearing spiders is arkniphobia... arisniphobia... arakincopia? Never be minding! Point being, fear of Gregor is being called Logic!
Gregor made with the dying 50 years ago. Death is still making the courage to be telling him.
Gregor once made fur coat from bear, is still living, but to scared to for the moving
Revolving door once slammed for Gregor
Before the boogeyman is doing the sleeping for the night, he checks closet for Gregor.
Gregor is Gregor!
The original Fire Emblem was being made with Gregor as first and primary character, but Nintendo could not sell game where Grima makes with the dying two turns in.
Stars stay in the sky because they are not having the courage to stand on same ground as Gregor!
Gregor does not do sleeping, Gregor does waiting!
When Gregor is doing the hunger, dragons start with the volunteering! Is better for all that way.
If Gregor ever ran out of arrows, Bows would still do firing for fear for disappointing Gregor
Pleiga once made siege on Gregor and failed, then invaded Ylisse to escape. Gregor was not having a fort.
Gregor once stabbed cyclops between the eyes, yes?
Gregor once break hot knife with warm butter
Grima does the watching of "How to train your Gregor!"
Gregor is the reason for the word help
As you are seeing, Gregor has been made very popular among the young ones. Gregor is understanding not being playable character, Gregor is not primary character. But not making Gregor an assisting trophy? You wound Gregor, for shaming you! Today, you have only done making of one Fire Emblem Trophy, even though Fire Emblem sold more than twice the times for one week than Super Mario of 3d World did for one week. So why you make trophy for plumber and not swell sword? Gregor smash mustached men as easy as he smash wall four! How do you smash without Gregor? Robin may be tipping many scales, and Lucina does the fate challenging, but who smashes? Gregor Smash!Gregor is good business man, knows that there is way. Merely incorporate Gregor in new system update that causes children to make with the balling over lost videos. Gregor looks forward to the making of good times in Smash world!
For those of you whom have not played Fire emblem awakening, Gregor is a popular old mercenary who speaks in a Russian accent and is grammatically challenged. The reason I had this idea is that A: there is a lack of FE trophies and B: Gregor has a critical hit quote where he says "GREGOR SMASH". There has been a topic among several other people I know where we have been taking Chuck Norris jokes and inserting Gregor, thus the middle section. and another where we have been talking about Gregor joining Smash.