Disclaimer: sadly, Inuyasha isn't mine.

This is an AU fic, meaning that all the Inu crew are in REAL world, (here, High School), and a Kagome POV.

CHAPTER 1:

I was having a bad day. A really, really BAD day.

Why?

Well, you'll tell me.

No, anyone tell me how the hell had I managed to be late, trip over my own feet, fall down the stairs (dragging poor Sango with me, by the way), end up in the infirmary missing ART (my favorite subject, besides PE), then have THIS ONE HELL OF AN ANNOYING JERK TEASING ME ABOUT IT FOR NEARLY TWO HOURS?!!

Did I mention that it's lunch time, that my back still hurts and that I just KNOW Inu will NOT let me live in peace after this again?

"-and falling down all the way from-"

I tried to focus my attention on my meal and not on the BASTARD annoying me.

"Kag, calm down..."- I tried to listen to Sango's calm, reasuring voice.

"-and landing on the teacher and-" -Inu's teasing voice went on and on.

Calm, little birds, shining sun...ยด

"-and crying over-"

"Picnics, music, strangle, sun, murder..."

"-and making Sesshomaru fall, and-"

Kill, strangle, murder, choke to death..."

"-and making Kikyo laugh all the way-"

That was it. I had enough. So I just let my mouth take over.

"Why, you evil little jerk! You leave me alone and shut up, if you don't want to have your ass kicked!" - I yelled and grabbing Sango's soup, I threw it on his head.

Inu stared.

I stared.

All the cafeteria stared.

Sango decided not to eat her soup.

"Higurashi Kagome." - Inu's voice was REALLY frightening.

He then let out three words that changed my life:

"This is war."

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"Oh, come on! Stop looking at me as if I were a ghost!"

Sango just closed her locker, her face still white.

"Sango, stop it! It's just Inu, for goodness' sake!"

"Just Inu? JUST Inu?! Are we talking about the same punk here?! That's the boy terrorizing teachers around! That's the Punk Ruler!"

"That's him."

"Oh my god, my best friend's gonna die!" - cried Sango, turning even whiter.

I rolled my eyes.

What was it about Inu that made him so terrible, anyway? Sure, his pranks were horrible. And the teachers hated him. And he paid no attention to rules. ANY rules.

How the hell did he get in Junior High without failing any year, anyway?!

Oh yeah, I forgot. The reason why he was so terrible.

He was smart.

And very much so.

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AN: Ok, so this is my first fic. Now, to all Miroku-Sango fans, there WILL be some Mir-San, but they will not be the main pairing. Oh, and by the way, in this story, Inu, Kikyo and Fluffy are brothers and sister.

Please, review! -