Quote: "You like pain? Try wearing a corset." - Elizabeth
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This corset is just too tight. Surely, I could be allowed to breathe and still look fashionable.
"Oh, your Highness, I read the most wonderful holobook last night!"
"Mmmm?" the young monarch replied, shifting uncomfortably in her new stays.
Her handmaiden chattered on and continued setting the queen's hair in yet another typically-complicated style.
"Milady, it was so wonderful! It was sad and so heartachingly brilliant. I cried for hours and my heart nearly broke from the pain."
The queen, grown peevish from the offending undergarment's constriction, replied with an uncharacteristically snarky, "You like pain? Try wearing a corset."