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-Rocket-Hime

Isami's Observations

Isami's Journal, No peeping Nii-san

I never noticed but Yukihira Soma is terrifying.

Observation #1: He has made people fall just from his cooking.

Proof:

Today, he brought his friend from his middle school, I believe her name was Mayumi Kurase.

She's a very timid person (a little like Tadakoro-san), who has been a test subject for Yukihira-kun's new "food" since kindergarten, or so she tells us.

She nearly collapsed today from his newest dish, "Dried squid with Pacha* juice". The poor girl ended up squirming and nearly threw up.

In her mind she had envisioned tentacles in a place that seemed to be a stomach and lambs all surrounding her with some thick substance. As she broke out of her intense vision (I would call it a foodgasm if I didn't consider that to not be food), she turned and cried into Mito Ikumi's chest.

Her face was flushed.

Interesting.

The Polar Star gang, Aldini twins, and Nikumi were all in Marui's room for another party in their second year.

They had gathered to congratulate on Souma's recent shokugeki victory against the Common Foods club, who wanted him to join them, when the girl came to visit.

"Yukihira! You made her cry again!" Nikumi was scolding him again for the new dish, while comforting the crying girl in her arms. She continued to pet the girl's head and whisper comforting words and telling her it was over (hopefully).

"Come on, Nikumi! She's been my test subject since kindergarten! She should be used to this." He had a dark shadow, with an evil grin on it over him now.

"I have a new one for her to test too. Heheehe." He pulled out a new container from his bag in the room for them to see.

To them all it looked like Pandora's box or some booby-trapped treasure chest, just waiting to spring out with troubles.

Looking at the poor girl, who was still crying, Megumi strengthened her resolve and said "I'll eat it in place for her!"

Megumi volunteered shaking a bit at the thought of what it was. The grin Souma had on though, made her visibly shiver and regret what she was going to do.

"Megumi-chan!" Everyone except for Souma, was so thankful for her sacrifice but they also had deep pity for what was to come to the bluenette.

"Ok then, it's a new one that I made by combining all the flavors of polar star with some others." He lifted the lid and let the steam still inside out, blocking their view of the "food".

All hell broke loose.

Turns out he combined the cooking techniques of everyone he met at the academy so far. The first thing that hit them was the smell. A huge mixture of kusaya smell and spices mingled together to make a nauseating smell (and for some reason there was a sweet smell underlying).

The only relief that they had was that Erina was not here to taste this (or else she might just expel him despite, their equal standing as 5th seat) and that Akira was not here to smell this.

He scooped out a piece from the container. What came out was a murky brown sludge that had to be mosaicked, to be considered legal.

"Say aahhh!, Tadakoro!" He said gleefully shoving the sludge into her mouth.

"AAAAAHHHH!" She had tried to flee and had failed.

"Fmmmsnnsnghghghgghg…" Her mouth foamed and she lay on the ground passed out, her head resting on Mayumi's lap. The worried girl's immediately surrounded their friend's unconscious body, trying to wake her up.

"Oh. She fainted. Anyone else?"

"YUKIHIRA!" Yoshino, turned around and yelled at him. "Megu-chi fainted and you're just going to be like that?!"

"Yeah." He rubbed the back of his neck with a carefree look on his face. "What's wrong?"

"…"

Takumi stood up and pointed at Souma. "Damnit Yukihira! One day I will make a worse dish than that, and beat you once and for all!" His face filled with pride as he declared it, then realized that he wasn't even listening which resulted in him flushing red and yelling at the clueless Souma.

I sighed, typical Nii-san. How would he be able to be like this if it weren't for me.

I shifted my gaze to the current party. Wondering how many of them would be here next year, and how many of them would push the others away to survive. Wondering how long these peaceful times would continue. With Yukihira-kun's cheeky grin, Nii-san's usual banter, the Polar Star's insanity, Tadakoro-san's naivety.

It would all still be here, hopefully. As long as Yukihira-kun was here.

I realized that he was more terrifying than I thought after that.

So how was that? It's my first story but don't worry more are coming soon. I've only just decided to start writing because the plot bunnies escaped from their pen. So this is going to be a muti-chap drabble story with No Pairings. So we are going to go through Souma's Harem members and show Isami observing them every step of the way for a reason that will be explained it'll get better later on….. So thanks! Edited part: I'm now thinking of just focusing it onto the two main pairings (Sourina, and Sougumi) then adding in the others along the way.

P.S. Pacha is a dish made of boiled cow's feet and/or sheep's feet? (wikipedia) I don't mean to offend anyone, but I literally searched up "terrible foods in the world" and google came up with "least popular food" as Pacha so.. yeah

P.P.S. Next Chapter: Observation #27: He has seduced so many girls and he doesn't even notice

-Rocket-Hime