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Lol got bored, so I wanted to do something for Christmas so here it is. It will be 2 or 3 chaps long so enjoy
"Pein-sama!" Tobi yelled. He was looking for the leader of the scariest organization in thw whole ninja world, Akatsuki. And why was hw running around like an idoit for the leader? He wanted the leader to read him a story on Christmas eve. Yes villans do celebrate Christmas, the Akatsuki lair was all decorated and nice in hopes of Santa Claus to visit them tonight.(Lol I made a ryhme. XD) Tobi would have gone to his Sempai but in his and Sasori's room he could here moans and thumps. So he he did not dare to go in there, the same came from Hidans and Kakuzu room. He would have gone to Katonya,she was dark skin, about the same as the Shika guy. She had Sasoris eyes and long black hair in a pony that went to her waist with purple highlights in it with two bangs like Sasuke framing her face. She was Sasori's little sister but she was going to to visit Team Taka to bring them home, and see her boyfriend Suigetsu. And Tobi knew not to get in here way when she was thinking about her boyfriend. So that left Itachi and Kisa- "HARDER! KISAME! HARDER!"...I mean Pein and Konan.
He finally found them in the livingroom cuddle up on the couch watching a movie.
"Dear Kami what the hell do you want knowTobi"
"Read me a story please, Tobi has been a good boy all year so can you please tell me one!" he got on his knees and pegged him, Pein still said no. Konan was just waching with amusment on her face. Se was enjoying her self but she did wish she could spend alone time with her boyfriend. She was hoping for that but she was amused right know and was going to tease Pein about it latter.
"Pein just read him the story so we can get back to us~" she said in a seductive way. Pein suddenly got a nosebleed and turned to Tobi.
"So a story huh...OKAY I got one" Peincleared his thoart while Tobi sat on the floor and Konan got a hot chocolate for the both of them.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the lair
Not a creature was stirring, not Hidan, Deidara or even Tobi;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon burn his ass there;
The villans were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of jinchūriki danced in their heads;
And Konan in her 'kerchief, and Pein in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lair there arose such a clatter,
Tobi sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the seal.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to his wondering eye should appear,
But a hugh ass sleigh, and eight tiny ninja reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
Tobi knew in a moment it must be that goodie two-shoes St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Shikamaru and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the lair-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little ninja deer hoof.
As he drew in his head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And Tobi laughed when he saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the kunai in a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
"So are you happy know Tobi?" Pein Said as he picked up Konan bridal style. She giggled and kissed his neck. Tobi just nodded his head. "That was perfec Pein-sama! You can tell good stories!"
"Thank, now go to bed Tobi me and Konan have...business to attend to." he said with a smirk and walked away. Yup tomorrow was Christmas and Tobi has been a good boy all year. He was ready for it and for all the candy and gifts.
Yeah, my first Christmas story fic I'm so happy! So please Review for Christmas sugar cookies! We also have fruit cake...or pudding or just whatever you want.