Random Story about Torn that doesn't have a name
(LINE PLZ)
Me: Hai. :3 I are Holly the Hunter-
Torn: Yeah yeah. Who cares...?
Hunty: (EPIC LEANING OVER TORN) 8C
Torn: O.o meep...?
Me: Hi Torn. Anyways this is some stuff about YOU. Random?
Torn: No...? ._.;
Me: YES. NOW WITH TEH STOREH! I OWN NOTHING. Except Kija. he's mine. :3
(LINE AGAIN)
Normal days in Haven City weren't exactly normal for the EX Krimson Guard, Torn. Mainly because of a certain blonde and his orange buddy. And I'm talking about the Dark Eco filled, bad tempered, very awesomely styled Jak Mar and... His annoying yet funny orange Ottsel Daxter.
Of course the real annoyance for the tattooed commander was a young new fighter: Kija. He was always asking Torn about what he was doing or who Praxis was or how to ride a Zoomer or how to tick off the KG. So, one sunny day as the tattooed elf walked outside the hideout to get some air, Kija came rushing at him, causing them to fall over and end up in an awkward postion. (coughyaoicough)
"Get OFF!" Torn shouted, pushing the young boy off him. Kija looked up at Torn and asked, "Why is your voice all scratchy and stuff? Do you have a throat problem? If you do, I know how to-" "NO! My voice is like this because I was born like this! And I don't have a throat issue...!" He shouted, going into the hideout, leaving Kija all alone.
Looking at a random issue of 'Nintendo Power', Torn didn't hear Jak walk in until he lowered the magazine and saw the blonde's blue eyes. "...What do you want...?" Torn asked, raising the book up again. Jak grabbed the Nintendo book and said, looking at Torn, "I just finished that mission in the palace and now I'm bored..." Torn sighed and said, standing up, "Why don't you... uh... Go play with Kija...?" Daxter nearly spitted out his soda as he shouted, "Why would we play with that pink-haired kid?"
Torn snarled, "Because I. Said. So." And the duo left to find Kija. Little did they know that Kija was sneaking up behind the tattoed elf with a feather. Torn was too busy reading an article in Nintendo Power to notice the pink-haired kid.
Then, he felt something tickle around his sides, causing him to bust out laughing. And it was really unlucky for the ex-KG that he was rather ticklish. So, he turned to see who was tickling him and saw Kija, still holding the feather.
"AND STAY OUT!" Torn yelled as he threw Kija outside. The young kid sat there before saying something random, "I has popcorn." And he took out a bag of popcorn and went to find Jak since he secretly kinda loved the Dark Eco dude.
Meanwhile, the dynamic duo were throwing rocks into the water in the forest. "Torn has been on edge ever since that Kija kid came here a few weeks ago.." Daxter said, throwing a rock into the water. Jak wasn't listening; He was too busy thinking about Kija. "JAK! Are you even LISTENING TO ME!" Daxter shouted into his ear, making Jak fall backwards onto the grass. "Sorry... You were saying something...?" Jak asked. Daxter just pointed behind him and said, "Kija's here." "WHAT!" Jak shouted and looked to see the purple haired boy, sitting on a rock, eating his popcorn. "Hi." He said. Daxter just sat back down and threw more rocks into the water.
Later, they went back to the hideout, only to find Torn singing 'Black Rock Shooter' in it's original language while wearing Black Rock Shooter's outfit. "Uhhhhhhhhh..." Daxter had nothing to say. Torn litterally stopped the music by shooting the computer. He shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK!" Kija only smiled and glomped Torn, causing them to, yet again, fall into an innapropriate position. Erol came in out of no where and shouted, taking a picture of the duo on the floor, "Sexy time for Tornie! This is going onto the web~" And he left. Torn yelled, "YOU BETTER NOT POST THAT ON YOUTUBE OR I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR FUTURE SELF!... AND YOUR ZOMMER!" He pushed Kija off and qiuckly changed into his normal Jak 2 outfit and chased after Erol, leaving the trio alone.
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It was late by the time Torn got back from beating the crap out of Erol. He walked in to see Daxter, passed out on the table with his maps on it, a number of beer bottles around him. He had been drinking his secret stash of beer. Then, Torn noticed Jak and Kija asleep... In the same bed... With their clothes scattered around the bed. "...Well I know why Jak has had his mind in the clouds now..." He said to himself as he turned off the lights and went to sleep... Only to be woken up by a certain duo's 'night of fun in bed' about an hour later.
Yep. This was gonna be a long war.
(liune)
Me: Well that came out OK.
Torn: OK...? OKAY! You made me song some Japanese song while wearing a highly revealing yet sorta sytlish outfit!
Daxter: I thought you looked better than you usually do, Tattooed Wonder...
Me: OK. Save the fighting for the next chapter... if we get reviews... so.. REVIEWS!