A/N: Welcome friends!, To another new installment and probably one of my last Sonic the Hedgehog Fics before I go and explore new ranges of series. I was very pleased with the results of Shadow's Rant and Pranking Games, that I decided to make one more story...one that brings together all the ideas I've had stored in my head. This shall have laughs, brawls, reunions, craziness, and all the randomness you would expect from me, the Sonic Heroes, Villains, and I'm thinking of putting OC's in here, but we'll see about that as we progress in the...
Oh my gosh! You just talk and talk, on and on never shutting up for who knows how long!
Oh yes, everyone give a round of applause to my partner and best FRIEND... *cough*enemy*cough*, who will be joining me once again.
You know I have to keep you in line, and tell you how bad your story SUCKS!
Shadow Shadow Shadow...do you ever stop acting so self-absorbing?
Depends, is today love Shadow day? OH WAIT! That's everyday!
...Let's start this before I pop a nerve!
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog or any Sega related characters, though if I did, guess who would have died the moment he arrived!?
Watch that tongue before you lick your last sucker!...Sucker!
Rating: K-T
Because we know with you in there we can't be to safe.
A Day at the Beach...
One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
He counted down each second that passed by, wind blowing his darkened quills in the direction of wherever nature guided it. Shadow could be found upon the sands of Emerald Coast, legs crossed and arms out to his side in an almost meditative stance. Everything was quiet, save for the gentle whispers of the wind, and the dances being played out by the shores water. His unique air shoes rested off to his left and his ruby eyes were transfixed on the skyline above him. It's reflective nature gave it a mirror like image of the oceans below it, the sun rested upon the edges of the water, slowly sinking into the pool of beauty as if taking the time to savor the moment.
These were his moments.
Everything was right in the world. No galactic overlords coming to take control of the planet. Time eaters wanting to unbalance the flow of nature. Psychopathic robots wanting to prove they're a real boy. Giant douches claiming they ride better than others. Masterminded men shaped like bloated eggs wanting to take revenge upon those who dare defy his so called 'egg genius'. Nope, all was quiet.
This was Shadow's moments of relaxation and he chose to use every single second he had of it to the fullest. He slowly began letting the corners of his mouth rise up as a more comforting look began to sketch across his face.
Such beauty...
The world could be going to hell right now, but would he care? Possibly, but everyone else could wait, right now he needed this. The serenity, the security, this was his...home and nothing could ruin it. As his smile slowly began coming into bloom his ears perked up and he could have sworn he heard faint noises. He closed his eyes and began to enhance his focus on whatever new sound he could hear.
"Hurry up and fix the camera Silver, he's about to do it!" One voice whispered aloud.
"You try and get the optics right on this thing while in the sand Sonic." Silver complained to Sonic from wherever their location was.
"I thought you said you knew how to work a camera!?"
"I thought you said you'd have an actual working camera, not some junk from you're basement." Silver shot back at him.
Shadow gave an involuntary deep sigh as the smile that was slowly beginning to form upon his lips dropped like a tank of anchors.
Speak of the devil, or should I say devils.
Shadow's once peaceful expression went back to the sour scowl he was officially known for wearing like Sonic's shoes. He slowly began rising and turned to his right where two giant lumps with colored eyes stared at him.
"Uh-oh, I think Shadow can hear us!" Sonic continued to whisper aloud, oblivious to Shadow already knowing their presence.
"Gee, ya think captain obvious!?"
"No need to be all Mr. Grumpy, with an attitude like that you could join Shadow's lonely cl...
Sonic was stopped short as a shadow down-casted upon the two two intruders. Their eyes slowly moved up, Silver swallowing a lump the size of a rock and Sonic nervously laughing.
"Hey Shadow...enjoying the view huh?"
Shadow remained impassive as his crossed arms, hated glare, and gritted teeth remained transfixed upon the two annoying hedgehogs who ruined his one chance of relaxation.
"You wouldn't mind helping us out would you Shadow, I'm catching a serious rash in a place you do not want to know about."
"Really Sonic? Really?" Silver really wanted to smack his head in disappointment. This was the savior of the world?
Shadow made a gruff like sound before stomping over to the two and holding out his hand to both of them.
"Wow wasn't expecting him to be so compliant." Sonic whispered to Silver as one hand came extending out of the sand.
"Remind me to never join in one of you're hair-brained schemes." Silver growled also extending his hand out. Shadow began moving his hand to help them up before abruptly shoving where they're heads were, deeper into the sand.
"SHMAMDOMW!" Sonic tried to speak only to choke on whatever sand clogged into his mouth.
"You know it would probably be smarter to not talk unless you want to discover how it feels to really eat a SANDwich." Shadow almost laughed at his small joke he made their. That's right, HE MADE, and if anyway went against him then they could be where Sonic and Silver were. Speaking of the two...
After a few moments Shadow finally pulled the two out of the sand as Silver coughed up sand and Sonic was throwing up all the sand that went into his mouth.
"How can you be so mean Shadow?" Silver cried as he began wiping all the sand off os his face and taking off his shoes to empty the remaining sand.
Shadow only turned around and went to grab his shoes.
When Sonic was finally done getting the sand out of his systems he joined Silver's side as they watched Shadow prepare to take his leave.
"I thought you said he'd smile." Silver whispered to him.
"Hey, I thought he was gonna act least crack when I started throwing up the sand." Silver looked to Sonic and shook his head in disappointment.
Sonic turned to Silver with a serious look as his voice became deep and melancholic. "Plan B?"
Silver turned to him as if he were crazy and pulled him off as they turned from Shadow. "Are you crazy, that will never work!"
"Well we've act least got to try, the others are expecting a full photo of Shadow act least giving a smirk and that's like his mini-version of a smile."
Silver remained silent looking down before letting out a deep breath, "Fine, but if I do this I better get recognized around here."
"Yeah, Yeah, we'll even give you your own fans, now just put on the wig." Sonic held out a blonde wig as Silver snatched it grudgingly.
As Silver put it on both were about to rise when a cold and dark hand rested on they're shoulders. Both were to afraid to turn, fearing that the son of Death would be staring at them with his ungodly eyes.
"I actually forgot, their was something I was meaning to give you two before I go..." Shadow trailed off as he began to do a dark chuckle which made both hedgehogs in front of him go pale as ghosts.
"Hey Silver?" Sonic whispered his voice shaky.
"Yeah Sonic?" Silver also replied with the same amount of fear as Sonic.
"We dun goofed."
"For the first time, I'm going to agree with you on that." Silver cried as Shadow's grip hardened.
-Few Minutes Later-
Shadow was making his way to the fields when he once again turned to stare out upon the ocean. He slowly made a turn and stood standing with his arms crossed as the sun slowly came to it's setting motion. Maybe today didn't go as planned but he act least got some benefits out of it. He got a good view, some nice quiet peace, which was rudely interrupted, but he had fixed that.
"Maybe I should come to the beach more often." As he said this a smile slowly stretched on his face and the suns rays seemed to shine upon the ebony hedgehog giving him a more majestic look. He stood their for a moment and began walking off as a new tune guided him out of the vicinity.
"HELP! IT'S TOUCHING ME!" Sonic cried as he hyperventilated.
"SONIC! SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP STRUGGLING!" Silver yelled at him, wishing his arms were free. "I'm never being part of any of your stupid plans, next time ask Tails to do it!"
"Please, I'll make you the main character if you just get us out of this." Sonic cried as a another array of deadly droplets of the evil concoction hit him in the face.
"Look, the others are on there way here and they'll dig us out in time."
"But will we be alive for that long!" Sonic cried as he moved his head to look at Silver's.
Silver gave a deep sigh and shook his head. "This is going to be a looong time."
When their friends arrived they came to find a crying cobalt hedgehog and his brain dead friend buried to their necks in sand as water continued splashing in their face. One was to dead to notice while the other cried like a girl.
A perfect end...to a perfect day.
Hope you guys like my writing style, I've been getting back into reading real books and feel I'm getting back in synch with my usual writing style.
ENOUGH ABOUT YOU! So how did you all like my little chap, just goes to show never disturb the peace even at a beach.
Forgetting him, leave your thoughts and if you have ideas for certain characters and what they should do then go right ahead and speak your mind. I accept any thoughts and I don't judge, you wanna see Shadow in a bikini BAM you wanna see Sonic lose his shoes BAM you wanna see the gang throw a birthday party for a villain BAM!
Warning, if you do want to see me in a bikini then I will kill you...a slow, painful, and torturous...
Don't listen to him he's just a bluff.
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SEE YOU NEXT CHAP!
Sayounara! ;D