"Percy, please, let me walk I can do this."
"No way. You have a broken ankle, I'm carrying you the whole way."
"Percy, at least let me down for a few seconds so I can take out my dagger."
"Fine. I forgot that it glows."
"OH MY GODS PERCY CAN YOU SEE THAT?!"
"WHAT IS IT?!"
"Haha, it's your face, Seaweed Brain!"
"Shut up."
"Am I allowed to walk now? It doesn't even hurt that much anymore."
"No way! Besides, you're kind of slow and monsters will get us. Ow!"
"I'm not that slow. And I guess you're kind of right."
"I know, Wise Girl. I'm always right."
"Shut up."
"Well, let's just hope we don't see Medusa or anything."
"Or Kronos."
"Where are we?"
"I have no idea. I think the River of Fire or whatever it was called was over there."
"Thank the gods you did Tartarus research back at camp."
"How long ago was that?"
"I have no idea."
"It seems like we've been down here for years. I might as well be forty years old."
"The others should rescue us soon."
"Yeah."
"They're probably super worried about me. They love me. They would be heartbroken if I died."
"Yeah, yeah. What about me?"
"Oh, they don't care about you, Owl Head."
"Owl Head? Where did that come from?"
"I made it up a few years ago as a comeback after you started calling me Seaweed Brain. I never used it because I thought it was stupid."
"Quicken the pace, Seaweed Brain. You're slowing down. I'm not that heavy."
"Oh, shut up."
"Well, do you want monsters to come after us?"
"Hey, let me see your glowing dagger."
"Why?"
"Hmm... I see- OH MY GODS OF OLYMPUS ANNABETH WHAT IS THAT?!"
"wHAT IS IT PERCY?!"
"Haha, it's your face, Wise Girl! Ouch! Stop punching me!"