Alright, so chapter one. We're happy with the way this turned out. I think. Hopefully the next chapters will be longer than this one, but no promises. Anyways, first fic so feedback is appreciated and we hope people will like this. Disclaimer blah blah blah i don't own south park, this is complete and utter bullshit. if I owned it I wouldn't be writing FANfiction. Must i spell it out?

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Kenny's POV

Someone was crying, their sobs ricocheted around me. I opened my eyes groggily, but it made no difference in my sight. It was pitch black.

I shifted around and felt cold; the floor was stone. I attempted to sit up, but felt dizzy and immediately fell back down. I cursed myself and tried again, reaching my arms out to feel around in the darkness for something to lean against. My hand touched something soft and I jerked away before slowly crawling closer. I reached out again and felt across the thing, feeling a familiar fuzzy hat. I reached down to where I was sure the person's should be and started shaking it.

"Wake up." I whispered. There was no response. I shook him harder. "Wake up!"

There was a groan and the person slowly sat up. "Ugh... My head..."

"Are you alright?" I said, prodding at his arm.

"Kenny?" I heard him shift and could tell he was looking towards me. "Where are we?"

"I don't know, Kyle." I looked around, still waiting for my eyes to adjust to the darkness.

"Can you remember what we were doing before?" He asked.

I thought back and realized, I had no idea. I think we had been at the Fatass' house, but... "Here, I'll help you up and we'll see if we can't find a light switch." I pushed myself to my feet, still fighting the dizziness threatening to topple me, and grabbed his hand to pull him up with me. "Come on."

We both slowly walked outwards, hoping to find a wall, and in only a few steps just that happened. Kyle called out a confirmation, telling me he'd found the wall as well, so the space couldn't be very big. I followed the line of the wall, feeling around for any sort of switch. Then I found something I wasn't expecting.

Bars. "Kyle..." I heard his shoes against the stone as he followed my voice.

"What?"

"There are bars here."

"What the hell?"

"I think we're in some sort of cell." I pressed against the bars and, surprisingly, they gave. "Fuck!" I exclaimed as I fell forwards and landed on my face.

"What happened?" Kyle asked.

"I'm okay," I groaned, "I think I might've broken my nose though..." I put my fingers against my face gingerly and found there was blood gushing from my nose. "Oh shit." I muttered. I carefully stood back up and found the wall again. I was outside the bars. "Come on, Kyle, I'm outside the cell. The door was unlocked."

"Let's keep searching for a light." I nodded, even though he couldn't see me, and began feeling along the wall again. "I think I found something! It might be a light switch." Kyle called from somewhere in the darkness.

"Go ahead then." I replied. There was a blinding light and I ducked my head as it burned into my retinas. "Holy shit!" I exclaimed. "That's fucking bright!" I held my hands over my eyes and looked around through the cracks between my fingers, waiting for my eyes to adjust.

"Dude..." I let my arms fall to my sides and stared ahead. We were in a stone hallway, lit from above by florescent lights, giving it a strangely unreal feeling, like a picture.

"Kenny." I turned around to face Kyle, he was standing a little ways away from me down the hall. "Where the hell is this?"


"Hey, Kenny, I'll give you five bucks to eat this worm." I glared angrily at Cartman, but snatched it from his hand anyways. He grinned.

"Hey, Dudes! Look at this!" I turned at Stan's voice and saw him standing by the side of the road crouching down with Kyle standing over him.

"What is it?" I yelled back, jogging towards them, glad to get out of the dare. Though I was a little miffed at losing the five bucks.

"It's a game case." He held it up and I grabbed it, looking it over.

"Is there a game inside?" I asked.

"I don't know. I just found it sitting here." Stan shrugged.

"Why don't you check?" Kyle suggested.

I opened the case and there was a CD inside. It didn't have a design on it, it looked like just something somebody would burn a home movie onto or something. Written on it in black sharpie were the words "Do Not Play."


"Which direction do you think?" I asked, looking back and forth down the hallway.

"Well since the light switch was over here let's head this direction. At least this way we made a bit of progress."

"Alright." I followed the red-head down the corridor.