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(The Rock is sitting in a room with a comfy chair, a couch, and a table.)
The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back to Spira! Now the Rock is going to interview Final Fantasy 10's Tidus. (Tidus walks in) Welcome Tidus.
Tidus: Hello, Rock! It's nice to meet you. Can I have your autograph?
Rock: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! The Rock is spending his free time interviewing you. Not signing autographs.
Tidus: It's for my son.
Rock: You have a son? (Tidus nods) I feel sorry for him. (Tidus gets a confused look on his face) What's his name?
Tidus: It's S....
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS! (signs autograph and hands it to Tidus)
Tidus: Geez.
Rock: (Mocks Tidus's voice in a high-pitched way) Geez! You cock off to the Rock again and the Rock will smack off that two dollar hair-cut off your head. Now then, the Rock is going to ask you his first question out of three.
Tidus: There's only three?
Rock: Yes three! The Rock is too busy to be asking a piece of monkey crap questions! How did a candy-ass like you become the star of Final Fantasy?
Tidus: Well me and the director are close.
Rock: (takes off sunglasses) Let the Rock get this straight. You and the director are close?
Tidus: Yep!(crosses fingers) That close! We went to s......
Rock: THE ROCK IS DONE ON THE SUBJECT! Next question. Are you a hermaphroditic monkey's bitch?
Tidus: What kind of question is that! You're picking on me Rock. (starts crying. Jecht runs in)
Jecht: Crybaby! Crybaby! (starts laughing. The Rock pulls out a steel chair from behind his chair and hits Jecht with it. Tidus gets up and the Rock gives him a Rock bottom through the table.)
Rock: (looks at camera) Now that those two candy-ass's are taken care of, the Rock can move on to one other candy-ass. Triple H. You thought you were cute running down and interupting the Rock's title match. You thought you were cute hitting the Rock with a sledgehammer. Well the Rock says this. Next Thursday on Smackdown, it's going to be you and the Rock one-on-one. Oh and don't worry because you can bring the sledgehammer because it's going to be a no-disqualification match. The Rock is going to dedicate it to the millions and millions of Rock and Final Fantasy 10 fans. (Tidus gets up)
Tidus: You haven't asked me my third question. (Gets Brotherhood out. The Rock gives Tidus a DDT on the couch and breaks the couch. Then the Rock gives him a People's Elbow. Then the Rock get's up)
Rock: The Rock will ask you his third question. NO! The Rock is going to tell you his third question. If you smelllllllllllllllllllll what the Rock is cooking! (The rock's music comes on and he gives the camera a people's eyebrow)
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(The Rock is sitting in a room with a comfy chair, a couch, and a table.)
The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back to Spira! Now the Rock is going to interview Final Fantasy 10's Tidus. (Tidus walks in) Welcome Tidus.
Tidus: Hello, Rock! It's nice to meet you. Can I have your autograph?
Rock: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! The Rock is spending his free time interviewing you. Not signing autographs.
Tidus: It's for my son.
Rock: You have a son? (Tidus nods) I feel sorry for him. (Tidus gets a confused look on his face) What's his name?
Tidus: It's S....
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS! (signs autograph and hands it to Tidus)
Tidus: Geez.
Rock: (Mocks Tidus's voice in a high-pitched way) Geez! You cock off to the Rock again and the Rock will smack off that two dollar hair-cut off your head. Now then, the Rock is going to ask you his first question out of three.
Tidus: There's only three?
Rock: Yes three! The Rock is too busy to be asking a piece of monkey crap questions! How did a candy-ass like you become the star of Final Fantasy?
Tidus: Well me and the director are close.
Rock: (takes off sunglasses) Let the Rock get this straight. You and the director are close?
Tidus: Yep!(crosses fingers) That close! We went to s......
Rock: THE ROCK IS DONE ON THE SUBJECT! Next question. Are you a hermaphroditic monkey's bitch?
Tidus: What kind of question is that! You're picking on me Rock. (starts crying. Jecht runs in)
Jecht: Crybaby! Crybaby! (starts laughing. The Rock pulls out a steel chair from behind his chair and hits Jecht with it. Tidus gets up and the Rock gives him a Rock bottom through the table.)
Rock: (looks at camera) Now that those two candy-ass's are taken care of, the Rock can move on to one other candy-ass. Triple H. You thought you were cute running down and interupting the Rock's title match. You thought you were cute hitting the Rock with a sledgehammer. Well the Rock says this. Next Thursday on Smackdown, it's going to be you and the Rock one-on-one. Oh and don't worry because you can bring the sledgehammer because it's going to be a no-disqualification match. The Rock is going to dedicate it to the millions and millions of Rock and Final Fantasy 10 fans. (Tidus gets up)
Tidus: You haven't asked me my third question. (Gets Brotherhood out. The Rock gives Tidus a DDT on the couch and breaks the couch. Then the Rock gives him a People's Elbow. Then the Rock get's up)
Rock: The Rock will ask you his third question. NO! The Rock is going to tell you his third question. If you smelllllllllllllllllllll what the Rock is cooking! (The rock's music comes on and he gives the camera a people's eyebrow)
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