I just listened to Pandashka...DAMN YOU HACHI! Chuck Norris can't sing along to that bitch.

See, that's how awesome Pandashka is. CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS CANNOT SING IT.

Anyway. Onto a new story. Again. My God, I'm slacking on Chain of Victims. THAT IS PRIORITEH NUMBER 524. Kidding.

Gakupo & Miki and Lily & Gumi are twins and cousins. Also Gakupo, isn't THAT perverted in this story.

Disclaimer: The closest I will get to a Miku concert is Youtube.

Quadruple Threat

Chapter 1: Song Thieves

Luka POV

Ever since I started high school a day ago, my mom, dad, and my brother, Luki, have been calling me a quadruple threat. I didn't get it. "Why do you call me a quadruple threat?" I asked my family during dinner one day.

"I hate to admit it, sis, but you excel in academics, sports, and music. And you're, kill me now, a 'pick of the crop,' as grandma said," my brother answered.

"Oh, please, I am NOT a 'pick of the crop,'" I replied.

"Sis, you're killing me. I would describe how you look. But our folks here are gonna yell things about incest." He rolled his eyes. "But I CAN quote this text from Mikuo. 'That long salmon hair that reaches to her butt, aquamarine eyes, and curves like THAT. Why didn't you tell me you were related to an angel?'"

I widened my eyes a tiny bit. "Oh, please, I'm not as how your friend described me."

"And then Kaito texted me about Mikuo laughing his ass off that I'm related to you and that it 'sucks for me, although incest is pretty hot.' Can you believe that guy?"

"I'm still not a quadruple threat. At least a triple threat, but not a quadruple."

"Face it, sis, you're the most wanted chick in the school."

"Who's the next few wanted people?" I asked him.

"Kagamine Miku (I STRICTLY FORBID MIKUxLEN IN THIS STORY. FORBIDDEN), then Kagami Rin, then the Nagano twins Gumi and Lily, and then Kamui Miki, afterwards that girl obsessed with Hello Kitty products...what was her name...Ah! Nekomura Iroha, then that Korean girl that always wants to be called SeeU even her name's Umeko Setsuko. (name fail) I might have forgotten some people there..."

"Am I first on that list because I have one of the largest busts?" I asked him.

"Can you two please take this conversation upstairs?" my dad interrupted. We nodded and scurried upstairs into Luki's room. Not in THAT way.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

"To answer your question, shit no," Luki replied. We both swear, but who's seriously stupid enough to swear in front of their parents? "In fact, some of the teachers in our school actually contributed to it."

"What."

"Yeah, even Meiko-sensei said you were cute, and you know how tsundere she is." I nodded slowly. Teachers judge their own students like this.

I just LOVE school.

"So not even ONE WEEK into the school year, I'm ranked sexiest girl of the school?"

"Pretty much. Good luck, sis."

I'm in Class 1-A, and I have to sit next to this dude with long purple hair. Luki and I were new transfer students, so that's why I don't understand how I became a quadruple threat in ONE DAY.

But sitting next to this guy isn't that bad. The only other person I'd rather sit next to is my own brother, plus this guy doesn't flirt with me constantly.

"Why, I'm honored, Luka-chan," a voice said beside me. It was him. I blushed a bit.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't realize I was talking out loud," I replied. He chuckled.

"No worries, Luka-chan."

"Okay, um..."

"The name's Kamui Gakupo." At which point a blunette tugged on his hair. "Hey, ow!"

"Gakupo, no fair! You get to spend all this time talking to Luka-wait! The two most sought-out idols of the-"

"Finish that sentence, and you die," Gakupo said menacingly. Kaito bowed deeply and ran away really quickly.

"What was that all about?" I asked him.

"Oh, my friend Kaito has a-"

"Yeah, I know THAT much, but what did he mean by two most sought-out idols?"

"Oh, that! We are the people that the whole school wants to do it with. Funny how this school focuses less on academics than sports and music, huh?"

"So every guy-"

"And a few girls."

I edged a bit away from him, which made him laugh. It was a...nice laugh. "So more than half of the school wants me. I've only been here a day, you know."

"The most common reason in this school: your body."

"Of course it was that." RRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG~!

"Good morning turds, Gakupo, and Luka!" Meiko-sensei shouted while kicking the door to the classroom open.

"Morning," the class replied.

"We have a surprise for you. One of you will have to miss class for the entire day-"

Cheers erupted.

"-to write a song to perform for the end-of-the-day/new-school-year assembly!"

Groans and facepalms were heard.

"And I pick...Megurine Luka-chan!" Wait, WHAT?

"No," I replied coldly and started to read my book. "You've never even heard me sing."

"Which is why I picked you!"

"Then go pick Luki."

"Oh, come on, your brother barely has any sex appeal!" The class started snickering. "Well, compared to you at least."

"Come on, Luka! You got this!" I heard my brother shout.

"Luki, why have you joined the dark side?" I pouted at him.

"Because you're a great singer!"

"Am not!"

"Baka baka baka!" he might have been calling me stupid, but I thought he was singing. We made that song up when we were like 10 years old.

"Nani ga koko made anata o ugokasu no? Michinaru sekai e tobitatsu kibou nose~" I heard clapping. "Luki, you son of a-"

"So, Luka, it's settled! You're performing! You can go to the music room now~!" She wrote a pass for me.

"Just wait a second. How am I supposed to write lyrics and compose the instrumental by myself?" I asked her. She smacked her head.

"Kaito, lead guitar. Gakupo, bass. Luki, you said you know piano right? Piano-slash-keyboard for you. Gumi, you got the drums. Now go write a hit, Lulu!"

I sat down on the piano, where the sheet music was. Where I also got a great idea for a song.

"So, what are we-" Luki started, but I shushed him.

"Shut up or I'm gonna lose my idea for the song!" I exclaimed and wrote down on the sheet music furiously for everyone's part. After 30 minutes, I was done with the instrumental and my lyrics.

"Okay, Just Be Friends, attempt one," I said into the microphone. We went through the entire song flawlessly. Then some girl with a side ponytail with a tape recorder waltzed into the room.

"Thanks for the song~" she said.

"Fuck off Akita!" Gumi shouted. 'Akita' stuck out her tongue and left.

This process happened two more times. Apparently, Akita Neru was a sophomore. Two more of my songs got stolen by the juniors and seniors. Just Be Friends, One Night Disco, AND Luka Luka Night Fever were stolen. I just sat in the corner of the music room curled up, actually CRYING. I NEVER cried in front of this much people before. The only person I cried in front of was Luki.

"Luka, come on, we need another song! Please stop crying!" their pleas didn't work. After a while, it did.

"I have an idea for a song. But we're not gonna practice it. Keep your sheet music safe, cause this is one of the best I came up with," I said. They nodded.

We came back into the classroom twenty minutes before lunch. "I heard that three of your songs got stolen," Meiko-sensei said as we entered. My eyes widened.

"How-"

"I caught all three of them. If it's okay with you, can you perform all of your songs?" I nodded and she squealed. "Great!"

Oh boy. And we never even got to practice my newest song. Damn it.

How was that? I got hooked on LukaxGakupo stories a few weeks ago, so yeah.

LUKA PERFORMS NEXT CHAPTER. I don't know which of her other songs she should sing, so if you want to suggest, that's fine.

I'll try to get in a new chapter for Chain of Victims before the Fourth of July. If I don't it's unofficially discontinued. KTHXBAI