This is just totally random drabbles for Fullmetal Alchemist. Pretty random…. I will like have random people show up from tv and stuff. Like people from Naruto, Avatar, mayb Klayworld, and lots and lots of MENTOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
And other stuff like that.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Or Mentos. But I DOOOOOOOO Own the Weed Wacker and unicorns.
Chp.1- The Legend of The Weed Wacker
Ed, Al, and Mustang were sitting around a campfire one night roasting marsh mellows……..
Ed: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Al & Mustang: What?
Ed: I dunno…. I think we should tell scarrrrrrrrrrrry storrrrrrrrrrrrries!
Al: Why so many r's?
Ed: I dunno. It's a cool letter.
Mustang:………… Fine. Just get to ur story.
Ed: Man what the heck? Oh yeah, the story. O yeah, once upon a time, there was a cop named the Weed Wackerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Al: Again wit da r's!
Ed: As I WaZ SaYiNg…. The dude cop's name waz da Weed Wackerrrrrrrr. You know why? Cuz whenever he sees someone with weed, he goes up to them and wacks them. Then da other police officers come up and arrest dat person.
Mustang: WTF!
Al: Yeah……. What was that about?
Ed: I am high offa mentos.
Al: OMG! They are so minty fresh!
Ed: (in high voice) I KNOW!
Mustang: What! Mentos. Yeah, those are good….. But they aren't that great……….. Or are they?
Ed: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. Mentos Rule.
Al: I luv kittens.
Mustang: Ponies are cooler.
Ed: Ur both wrong! Unicorns are the bestest of all.
………………..Long silence……
Ed: Yeah, that is what I what I thought you would say.
Al: Uh, Ed, unicorns aren't real.
Ed: Yeah they are. You've just never seen one cuz they live in Australia!
Mustang: Where?
Ed: SEE! I knew it!
Al: Riiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt.
Ed: Purple.
Mustang: Hey! That's a color.
Ed: No it ain't, it's a letter.
Al: Actually Ed, It is a letter.
Ed: Fine take his side, like you always do.
…………………..Another Long Silence………………………………….
Ed: kishin da omoi o hakidashitai no wa
sonzai no shoumei ga ta ni nai kara
tsukan da hazu no boku no mirai wa
"songen" to "jiyuu" de nujun shiteru yo
yugan da zazou o keshi saritai no wa
jibun no genkai o soko ni miru kara
jiishiki kajou no boku no mado ni wa
kyonen no KARENDAA hidzuke ga nai y
Al & Mustang: WTF!
Ed: Don't u recognize it? It's are theme song.
Al: Rewrite?
Ed: Yep. It's in Japanese.
Al: O.
Mustang: tra la la la la la la la
Ed: What?
Mustang: Blue is a color!
Al: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh…….
Weed Wacker: Hey! Do I have to wack any of you?
All: Nooooooooooooooooooo. Not us.
Weed Wacker: Good. Cause you know, if you had any weed, I would have to wack you.
Ed: Yeah. Not Us. Toodles.
Weed Wacker: Ok, well, asta la pasta!
Mustang: What?
Al: That waz just really weird.
KK, peoples, hope u like the first chapter. Please review! I should have some more soon. Some really funny stuff I am thinking of doing. If you have any requests, I might take them if they r funny. KK, thanks!