Jude T.V.

By Darks00

Chapter One: Episode One

Jude's point of view:

I set up a video camera on a stand. I pressed a button, as on the video screen it said, "recording." I quickly took my seat, as I only had a stool in my garage.

"Hey dudes and dudettes," I said into the video camera. "I decided to make a t.v. show...Jude t.v.! Our first epasode is today, on November...November...oh, screw the date! Who cares!"

"So, what is Jude T.V.? I'm not even sure! We just do whatever we feel like!" I shouted into the camera. "Today, I feel like doing some acting. Please enjoy this act that me and the guys came up with."

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(No ones point of view)

(The set begins with Jude behind a table. On the wall, it says, "Mcdonalds.")

(Jonsey comes to the counter, pretending to be a custumer.)

"Hi," Jonsey says, "Can I please have a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwhich?"

"Dude!" Jude shouts, "It's called a BLT! Get it strait!"

"So, can I have that?" Jonsey asks.

"We're Mcdonalds!" Jude shouts, "NO! It's called a Big Mac, or something..."

I'm leaving!" Jonesey shouts, as he leaves the building.

(Nikki comes in now)

"Hey, minster..." Nikki says, "You gave me french fries...but they're not even cooked!"

"You asked from French Fries, not cooked...you have to be exact with your order, ma'am." Jude says.

"Where's your manager?" Nikki asks.

"I AM the manager!" Jude tells her.

(Nikki sighs and leaves.) (Jen comes in. She has a little girl with her.)

"Hi, can I please have a happy meal?" Jen asks.

"I wish I could have a happy meal, too," Jude says, "but we can't always get what we want."

"You work here...Mcdonalds always have happy meals!" Jen shouts.

"Yeah...we ran out of toys, or something..." Jude explains.

"I don't care!" Jen shouts, "I just want food!"

"We all want food." Jude tells her.

Jen grumbles as she leaves.

"SMILES ARE FREE, YOU KNOW! I WANT MY FREE SMILE" Shouts Jude.

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Judes point of view:

"DUDE!" I shouted, "I ordered a Ice cap, where's my Ice cap?...Oh crap, we're on, still?"

(goes to the camera)

"Jonsey, how do you turn this off?" I asked him.

"I dunno, press the red button!" Jonsey commands me.

"Doesn't work!" I yell back.

(gets a bat, starts breaking the camera)

(Camera all crashed)

"That's how you turn it off!" I shouted.

TO BE CONTINUED...

HA HA HA I know that was stupid...I was board, sorry to waste your time

Darkness' Kid