Disclaimer: Duhhhhhhhhh not mine?
AN: Hehe I wrote cuz I was high and fixed lots errors later
Chapter 1
Poor little Syaoran going home and decided to take a shortcut through a bum-filled, stinking, little crap hole where all unworthy of life is spawned. As he was running by, he bumped in to a hobo, me. I said, "Woah! Hey like, dude watch where ur goin man""U-uh er y-yea r-right""Hey wanna whiff o my bong?""Um w-what?""O wait ur like, 10…………………………….BONGS R DRUGS!""Huh? and…and…hey u have clothes!""No shit Sherlock, o wait u thought I was one of them? Hell no boy I'm on community service, sharing the love of drugs everywhere""Ok then……what are drugs?""They r a portal, a portal to an intergalactic universe where none has ever seen and somewhere, teletubbies r getting killed.""TELETUBBIES? THAT CRAP-ASS SHOW!O GOD I WAS BLINDED FOR A WEEK AFTER WATCHING IT!GIVE ME SOME BONG!""Sure lil' dude, but take a small whiff first"
So Syaoran took a little whiff and then he felt…….nothing. I noticed that so told him to take another whiff. He started getting a little dizzy. Then he took another, another, another, another and another. Then he said, "HeY i CaN fEeL iT!""Teletubbies getting shot?""No…….ErIoL gEtTiNg ShOt""Who the hell's Eriol?""O uH i DuNnO, bUt GiMmE sOmE mOrE!""Woah no lil' dude u don't wanna get hooked on this stuff""BuT bUt…….WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU GIMME GIMME GIMME! Then he got all like shiny and this sword came out of nowhere and he got all Bruce Lee and tried to kill me. Luckily he was high getting him all dizzy and he fell on his back. He started looking at the clouds and said, "Hey what's your name?" I joined him on the ground and said, "Heh you don't need to know but……..it's Neo. That's all I'll tell you.""Alright then I'm Syaoran and Eriol is my cousin and friend I guess. He teases me lots I hate him for that.""Well, you know what? Have my bong, share the love with ur cuz.""Really?""Yea, but u can't take it, only ur friends, also drugs are bad, that's y I said don't get hooked on this stuff so hide it at home k?""Hmmmmmmmmmm ok""Cool"
So he got my bong, said bye and he went back to home. Of course my bong was precious but kids, this is a fiction. I got up, brushed off, went to get another bong and did some more community service.
AN:So uh how ya like it?...I WAS HIGH OK HIGH!