A/N: So it's time for my first multiple chapter story that isn't just a collection of oneshots I think up. If you want to see those though then read "Dark and Insane Adventures with Zim and Others." But anyway yeah. So yeah I thought up a story where Zim tried to trick Dib online. I'll let you read it before I spoil to much of the plot.

Also please review, I REALLY, REALLY, appreaciate feedback, and if you liked the story I'd reccomend following it, its you desicion though. Anyway I hope you enjoy this fanfiction, by the way if your reading this before the 2nd or other chapters have come out don't worry, more chapters are coming soon.

Now onto the story.

Now Invader Derp Productions Persents
"Noobs of Noobcraft"
(REMEMBER TO BE QUIET AND NO TEXTING YOU DUMBIES!)

Another boring day at Doomsville Middle Skool. A place where you here Ms. Bitters always rant about some topic. Zim was playing with his pencil. He really didn't need to contribute to skool. Mean he'd leave the planet in a time from a couple of months (And considering he's Zim very unlikely) to maybe a few years (Heck that's still unlikely). The reason he was there was to be normal, not to be successful.

"And that class is why you should never take selfies." Ms. Bitters concluded. She erased the chalkboard and Dib raised his hand.

"Ms. Bitters your point that selfies can make your eyes blind is completely false and-"

Ms. Bitters grinded her teeth, "Dib stop being a smart alleck. Anyway class now that media is a thing," she cursed it under her breath because she didn't want to talk about it, "we're required to talk to you about the dangers of it."

Zim raised his hand "You know Ms. Bitters? I wondered... where is Brian."

At Some Random Dude's House

"HELP ME!" Brian yelled.

"Thank you for telling me your adress on that website little boy." said the man.

Back at the Skool

"I have abesolute no idea." Ms. Bitters said, "Now class if anyone online asks anything personal about you, don't tell them. Or else they'll- uh how do I explain this in a kid friendly way? Um they want to romantically hurt you." She said.

"Wait wouldn't that be a r-"

Ms. Bitters covered Dib's mouth "The Principal will fire me if you say that," Ms. Bitters said, "so class remember to not do that stuff." Then the doorbell rang, "Walk, walk my miserable students."

Gaz was on her smartphone checking out a website for a game. "Aw man I can't wait for this game!" Gaz said.

"Hey Gaz whatcha doing?" Dib said as he walked up to her locker.

"I'm checking out the preview for an MMORPG that's expecting to be pretty good." Gaz said.

"What is it called?" asked Dib.

"Noobs of Noobcraft." she said.

"Cool I might download that." Dib said.

"Why? Don't you have some reason to stalk Zim for his plans to talk over Earth, that'll obviously fail." she asked.

"Meh he doesn't seem to be doing anything at the moment." Zim licked his hand and sniffed it quickly he then sticked his tounge out and did a "Bleh!" "Besides can't Earth's greatest defender take a break every once in a while?" Dib said.

"I don't care really Dib." she said.

Over at Zim he heard a detector sound from his "Ease-Dropping Device." "Huh what is it!?" Zim yelled. The computer showed that he could use the information Ms. Bitters said in class and learn more about Dib and use this game called "Noobs of Noobcraft." "That's good device. You've done good work today!"

Zim's Base

"DOBEDOBEDOBEDOBE!" Gir went as Zim walked through the door.

"GIR BE QUIET I HAVE TO DO A MISSION! I NEED TO CONCENTRATE!" Zim said.

"Dobedobedobedo..." Gir said.

"Meh it's better then yelling." Zim said, he then went down to the lab, "Using this game I can ask Dib all the things I'll need to know in order to DESTROY HIM! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-" Zim then coughed, "That always has to happen to an evil laugh!"

As Zim went downstairs he went to the computer, "COMPUTER! Download program with files 20198810 or, 'Noobs of Noobcraft'." Zim said.

"Download processing... breep... boop... jerk... download complete." the Computer went.

"Excellent... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH- wait I'm not falling for that laugh again throat!" Zim then punched it, "OWWW!"

To be continued unless you've read this after I published the second chapter in that case just go on OK bye!