Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic... THE FLINTSTONES!
Matt awoke wearing a tiger skin and holding a club.
Matt: God damn it! I'm a fucking caveman!
Matt then saw a house made of rocks.
Matt: I hate this fucking universe!
Matt went up and knocked on the door. Suddenly, a dinosaur jumped out from behind a bush.
Matt: AHHH! A DINOSAUR!
Matt then took out a machine gun an blasted the purple dinosaur to little bloody chunks.
Wilma, opening the door: Hello,... OH MY GOD! DINO'S FUCKING DEAD!
Matt: So, want to fuck?
Wilma: I'm married!
Matt: Is he here now?
Wilma: No, he's a work, but what does that... OHHHH.
Matt then grabbed Wilma and took her to bed and ripped off her animal skin.
Wilma: OH, OH, OOHH! YES, GOD YES! OH! FUCK YES!
A ferret walked up to Matt and tapped him on the soulder.
Matt, still humping: Yeah, UH, what is it? FUCK YEAH!
Ferret: I just wanted to thank you, for doing this I don't have to go in the dark place again!
Matt, still humping: UH, No problem, ALL RIGHT, my little friend.
Suddenly, the front door opened.
Fred: Wilma! I'm home early! Did you know someone killed Dino?
Wilma: OH! OH! OOOHHH! FUCK YES! That was great!
Fred then walked into the bedroom.
Fred: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN HERE?
Matt: I'm fucking your wife.
Wilma: You have no proof that we did anything!
Fred: Really, then why are all the appliances masturbating?
Wilma looked around to see all of the males with their cocks out, and the chicks rubbing their cunts.
Wilma, getting cummed on: It's not what it looks like!
Fred, taking out his club: It will when I'm done!
Fred then smashed his club into Wilma's skull, blood splattering all over Matt.
Matt: God damn it!
Fred: Your next!
Fred then smashed his club down, but Matt blocked with the alarm clock, though it's blood splattered all over Matt. This continued until all of the appliances had been killed.
Fred, bloody club in hand: Nothing to protect you now!
Matt then took out his katana and hacked off Fred's appendages. Just then Barney and Betty came through the front door.
Barney: Hey Fred, we just wanted to know if we could borrow some of your Fruity Pebbles?... HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?
Matt, noticing the bloody katana in his hand: It's not what it looks like!
Betty: We have to call the cops!
Matt: Shit!
Matt then slit Barney and Betty's throats, the blood slowly dripped out of their necks. Just then,...
Mail Man: Mail Man here! I... WHAT THE FUCK?
Matt: God damn it!
Matt then killed the Mail Man, then the Milk Man, the jogger, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground, and Ryan C-crest.
Matt, looking at the lake of blood: Fuck it!
Matt then summoned all of the black magic he could muster and created a giant comet to hurl at the planet, killing everything on it's surface. He then opened a portal to a different universe.
Matt: Fucking losers!
Matt then jumped into the portal as the comet crashed into the planet, blowing it up into a million pieces. Meanwhile in an alien ship above the planet,...
Bob: I'm serious Steve! I said I was gonna blow up the earth! Then I farted, and kablooie, there it goes up in flames.
Steve: Dude! You farted! Light a match!
Bob: Steve! NO!
Steve then light a match, which ignited the pressurized oxygen the aliens were breathing, killing them both instantly. Incidently, Bob's fart made it's way down to earth and eventually evolved into George W. Bush.
THE END
Didn't see that coming did you? You did,... GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER! Well, anyway, REVIEW! Or I'll will blow up the Earth with my witchcraft! I like pie! Meeps!