a/n: Hello people.Quick warnjing:Later chapters get graphic and contain Yuri. Dont like it dont read it. If you are reading this then well you should be one of three people. For their own safety, I won't name names. But I suppose you want me to get on with the story, right? I suppose I could…
I dont own ffx or ffx2. Lysander and the chick withought a name (the main chacter) are mine...
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These are the logs of the obnoxious child and her adventures to go where no teenager has gone before.
Who are you? If you're reading this, you will die soon. Just to let you know. On with the plot! Oh, note: The Teenage voyage logs, most of the stuff I tell (you) myself will have happened today or yesterday. If it's confusing, remind me to explain before I kill you.
Where to start, with a little background info! My friend Lysander and I had been friends since we were…really little. Lysander was about 5'11", green hair (I'm still not sure if it's naturally like that or died…), an athletic kinda body build (which is odd because his exercise is playing the PS2 for hours on end), green eyes. His normal wardrobe was something black with something green and the occasional red or blue.
Me? I'm 5'9"ish, blue eyes, dark blue hair (dyed, may change it soon, naturally brown. Ick…). I can proudly say all of my T-Shirts are black. I only own two pairs of jeans which never get worn. I always wear shorts and a T-Shirt. If I could wear no shoes to school I would but I can't so I won't. Help me protest, yes?
My parents think he is a bad influence on me. Of course I disagree. We play jokes on the preps but its funner then hell. My god, their looks when they see the fake rat in theirs lockers it's just err! It's indescribably awesome! Mom thinks our jokes are getting worse and worse. I don't know how she knows but she does. We only got caught once. They say I need to "reform". They are sending me off to some (most likely hell hole) place called Spira. Today is Sunday. My plane leaves tomorrow and they left today. They had some emergency company meeting in Egypt. The parents hope that by secluding me from Lysander I will be all filly and nice. Oh har har! On the contraire. Lys and I have been suspecting this move for quite sometime. So we have been preparing the mother of all jokes. We had two plans. I don't remember the one we are not going to do but the one we are deploys the use of ninja-trickery and my mad skills.
The plan:
1. Penetrate enemy school.
2. Register with alias.
3. Fool masses with simple devices.
4. Reveal the devious plan.
5. High tail it the hell out of there.
Things never go as planned so we have a few extra things planned but its best not to give them all away right? They never go as planned…Well, its getting late. I better sleep. Plan leaves early, 6ish tomorrow. Night, self. (Bye people reading this!)
a/n: I've decided to change the layout those who are reading this. I plan on putting this up on FF so consider this the 1st chapter. 1st chapters normally suck. Sorry if this one did. I tried to put some funny in it. I may change it again. This is more like a rough draft than anything else. Suggestions and crap are welcome I suppose. Forewarn: I swears it gets lots better! And more disturbing….But just wait! Hoping to write more soon.