Summer job

Chapter 1

Louise is here

"Good morning, Bobby!" Linda sat in their small room, cleaning up. Bob rubbed his eyes, and just nodded.

"Good morning..." Bob's blurry eyes soon cleared up. "Linda," he started, slowly swaying. Linda smiled and looked back from her tidying up. "Yes?" she asked. She kept a warm happy smile. Bob smelt the air, and it smelt like something was burning... Louise. Gene ran into the room, throwing his hands in the air.

"I made a burnt pig!" he yelled excitedly. Linda was to busy cleaning up all the clothes on the floor to notice. Bob looked up to stare at Gene.

"Louise is home, isn't she?" he asked. Gene turned around and spit on his hand.

"Let's shake hands, sir." Gene put out his hand, and Bob was too tired and fell for it. Goo spread onto his hand. Bob knew the answer, but Tina didn't. Tina was still in bed, and Louise was deciding whether or not to read her erotic friend fiction. Wait, Louise thought. It said Erotic FAMILY fiction. She turned the page.

Jimmy Jr. stood in our door way.

"Can you adopt me?" he asked. "My dad died, and my mom doesn't want me..." Tina looked at him with a smile.

"Of course we can Jimmy Jr. We need to test you first," Tina came up and squeezed too pineapples. Jimmy Jr knew what to say.

"Let's do this," he said. Then started the butt-touching frenzy... Gene got Louise, mom got dad and Tina got Jimmy Jr.

"Oh gross! She even perved up the family!" Louise took a second look. "And Bambi!"

Gene looked across the table and spit out his gum.

"Bad breakfast dad," he complimented.

"Thank you.. Wait, BAD?" Bob exclaimed. Gene nodded with a smile.

"You're man love makes me sick!" Louise shouted. Gene looked at Louise.

"Wait, what?"

"Tina wrote about the WHOLE family pinching butts!" Louise exclaimed.

"I thought she was done with those erotics after Bambi," Bob said, surprised. Linda kept her head down and was quiet.

"Linn, aren't you gonna do anything about this?" Bob spoke up, and was a bit louder. Linda shook her head. "She's a hormone crazed girl... Let her do what she needs to do, Bobby."

"Linn! Do something!"

Linda threw down her napkin. "I said NO!" she yelled.

"Ooo, family drama," Louise squeaked. Linda looked at her. "You young lady, go to your room!" Linda shouted. "You know what Bob? You do what you want to do. I won't help you!" Linda kicked off her shoes and trot into her room. Bob looked at Gene, who was contently staying. He then glanced at Tina who was gently crying.

"Gene, go," Bob signaled for him to leave but he stayed. Bob rolled his eyes and got started talking to Tina.

"Okay, let's make this easy..." he started. "You're a perv... You're writing about butts and I mean... I don't know ANYONE who does that besides you. Tina you need to stop this." Bob waited for her to argue but she just stood up, pushed in her chair and walked out.

IN LOUISE'S ROOM

Louise waited for mom to come and give her a lesson, but when her mom came in she just told Louise sob stories.

"Mom, let's just cut right down to the chase. This is business here."

"Is it really, young lady?"

"Mom, don't act like you don't know. I found UNDERNEATH MY BED, your own erotic family fiction."

"So what are you going to do?"

"I will go get a summer job. I want away from all of you."