This is my first attempt at a fanfic...hope you like it

Disclaimer: I do not own BLEACH.

On the dark desert highway

Cool wind in my hair

Warm stink of the Menos

Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance

Saw a shimmering light

Reiatsu rising, hollows within

Had to stop for a fight

There he stood in the doorway

With Gin and Tousen as well

I was thinking to myself

This could be heaven or this could be hell

Then they lit up a cero

Nearly blew me away

They went laughing down the corridor

Thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Las Noches

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the Hotel Las Noches

Any time of year

You can find it here

His mind is definitely twisted

He got those hollow bends

He got those two other chaps he calls friends

How they fight in the courtyard

Sweet hollow sweat

Some fight to dismember

Some fight to protect

So I called up Aizen

Please give me a fight

He said theres Ulquiorra and Grimmjow here

They'll give you quite the fright

And still those traitors are calling from far away

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Las Noches

Such a lovely place

such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the Hotel Las Noches

What a nice surprise

Release your shikais

Arrancar all kneeling

Aizen's got a surprise

And he said we got a new Espada here, his name is Wonderwyce

Then in Ichimaru's chambers

They gathered for some tea

And soon after

They all tried to kill me

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the Garganta back

To the place I was before

▓relax,▓ said his right man,

We are programmed to deceive.

You can checkout any time you like,

But you can never leave!