LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME
by an awesome blossom
Link isn't falling for the Old Man's trickery again.

The Legend of Zelda is property of Nintendo and co.

"Let's play money making game."

Link rolled his eyes. "I'm not falling for that again, old man. Last three times I did, I lost all my savings and had to beat up like fifty octoroks just for lunch money."

"Did you get the sword from the Old Man on top of the waterfall?"

Sighing, Link admitted, "No...no I didn't. After I saw you earlier today and you told me to pay you for the door repair, I didn't have enough money for lunch again. So I had to beat up Patra for it."

"Patra has the map."

"Yeah, well, Patra also owed me money from last Thursday. Say, how do you get to the top of the waterfall anyway where the sword is?"

"Walk into the waterfall."

Mentally Link slapped himself on the forehead. "Of course! It's so obvious! Gods, I feel like an idiot now. Okay, okay, I'll go get it now."

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"

"What?!" Link exclaimed, "A box of chocolates? Is this some kind of joke? What the hell am I supposed to do with these, Old Man? Eat them for lunch after you rip me off?"

"Show this to the old woman."

"And there you go again, always ripping me off and making me do your bidding! ...Fine, fine, I'll take it to her. How do I get to her house?"

"Take any road you want."

Again Link rolled his eyes. "That's so helpful. Thanks. Any secret you're willing to tell me on which road to take?"

"Secret is in the tree at the Dead-End."

"There's lots of dead ends in this overworld, Old Man. I need more directions than that."

"Spectacle rock is an entrance to death."

At once Link was taken aback. "What the hell, man? You're sending me off to my death just to give your girlfriend some chocolates? How the hell do you get in to Spectacle rock anyway? Last I checked that place was sealed tight."

"10th enemy has the bomb."

"What the...oh. I have to bomb your girlfriend's house just to give her chocolates? Why the hell is she living in Spectacle rock anyhow? What, did she seal herself away just to get away from your crazy self? But fine, fine, I'll do it. Any more surprises after I bomb the place?"

"One who does not have the triforce can't go in."

"...Damn you, Old Man, DAMN YOU!"