A/N: I got this funky idea after a weird thought. Mel Gibon( In the movie " What women want" ) and Wufei Chang are alot alike. SO, I decided to
make this little fic...
Story Title: What A Girl Wants
Chapter 1 *Heero's Mysterious Secret*
The day had started and a 16 year old Chinese teen boy was sleeping lazily in his bed. The sun shone upon his eyes to try and get him to wake,
but he was so tired that his teen instincts to sleep in and be lazy easily overpowered him, until a cheery voice boomed through the air.
"Hey Wu-man! Time to get up! Rise and shine!" said the cheery voice.
A boy the same age as the chinese sleeping beauty, with the exception of him being an american-japanese. The Chinese teen rolled over and
smothered his face under a pillow, trying to ignore the loud shinigami.
" Ah common Wufei. It's 10:00. We need to go down town and meet up with Heero. He needs to talk to us about something" said the braided boy,
begging in the most annoying voice imaginable.
"Damnit Maxwell. If I can't sleep it's cause your always here bugging me. If I can't eat, it's cause you ate everything! If I can't use the
bathroom, it's because your in it fixing your hair! Why must you torment me with your stupidities!?" yelled the former gundam pilot.
Duo shuddered slightly,' Man. Who'd a thought seeing a grumpy chinese boy would make Freddy Couger seem like a pussy cat'
Wufei clentched his fist on his pillow and launched it through the air, whacking the braided annoyance in the face.
"You didn't come here just to insult me! What did Heero say he want?" Wufei asked demandingly.
Duo growled as he threw back the pillow,' He didn't say! He just called like 5 minutes ago saying that he wanted me and you to meet him down at
the city square'
"What about Trowa and Quatre? Did Yuy request their audience aswell?" asked the chinese boy as he set aside the pillow.
The braided boy shrugged,' Hey, beats me. Heero said that they were busy...and don't get any funny thoughts. Quatre's probably fixated in his
bussiness, funds and stuff like that, while our circus buddy is probably busy placing his head in lions mouths...so it's just me and you'
Duo smiled happily like any happy-go-lucky would. Wufei sighed,' Oi, Buddah...Doshite Watashi?'
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" So where did Heero's say he was going to meet us?" asked Wufei as he walked down the streets of the city with his hands in his pockets.
Duo walked beside him as other fellow pedestrians walked by.
" Hey, he just said to meet him in the city square. He didn't say if he was going to be at a pizza parlor, music store, or porn shop" Duo
replied bluntly.
Wufei growled,' Maxwell, I don't know how your head can carry such naive thoughts...honestly, why would Yuy be browsing in a porn shop...'
Suddenly the chestnut haired boy stopped and placed an arm out to stop his fellow former gundam pilot aswell. " What now Maxwell?" He said
angrily, looking at the american. Duo just stared infront of himself.
" Yea, your right Wu-man...Heero would much rather walk out of a woman's store..." replied Duo as he looked at Wufei then at
what looked like Heero walking out of a small woman's department store.
"Well...I'll be damned. I thought he'd be the last one to go insane..." said Wufei in shock as he kept his eyes on the japanese boy who
was now walking down a farther away street and in the opposite direction.
Duo scratched his head,' Well who was the one you thought would go crazy first?'
Wufei rolled his eyes,' Isn't it obvious?' he then started jogging over to the other street to meet up with Heero while the braided
wonder stood there thinking,' Isn't what obvious?' He then quickly ran up beside Wufei who was waving his arms around to get Heero's attention.
The brown haired ex-gundam pilot looked over his shoulder and saw his fellow ex-pilots running toward him from the other side of the
street.
" Wufei...Duo..." he said to himself. Finally the other two teen pilots caught up with the wing pilot. Wufei crossed his arms as he glared
at a heavily panting Duo Maxwell,' Phew...just, give me...one...m-minute...gah...'
" It's about time the both of you show'd up. I almost left when you were a few minutes late" implied Heero as he continued walking down the
street holding a bag under his arm. Wufei walked beside him curiously while Duo was left behind, as usual.
" Huh? OI!! CHOTTO!!!" Duo yelled as he ran to catch up with the other two.
" So whats with the bag Yuy? Is it Releena's Birthday?" asked the chinese man as he eyed Heero suspiciously.
Heero hm'ed as usual when he wasn't amused with a question toward him. " Actually, Releena IS the reason I have all this stuff. Thats what
I wanted to talk to the both of you about" he said as he kept his straight poker face on as he walked down the streets of Japan.
" Well why don't we find somewhere to sit and talk?" Wufei asked.
Heero nodded as the trio walked down the streets while Duo kept talking about lemons and how sour they were. " Baka, what does lemons have
to do with what we're talking about?" barked Wufei annoyingly.
Duo placed a questioning finger to his lip,' Actually, I have no clue. I guess I just wanted to talk about lemons cause I felt like it?'
Wufei clentched his fist as a vein soon started to appear on his forehead,' Yuy, I suggest we find somewhere to sit before I make a table
out of Maxwell's bones and skin...'
" Eww...You know Wu-man you have weird fantasies" Stated Duo idiotically.
"MAXWELL!!!!!" Wufei yelled for the whole world to hear. As his chinese voice boomed through the air, it was as if time had stopped on the
streets they were walking on. Everyone stopped dead and placed their eyes upon the ex-shenlong pilot. Wufei placed on a rather embarassed
and stupid look on his red face. He then grabbed Duo's jacket collar and began dragging his down the street,' Yuy...common...'
Heero narrowed his eyes and Hm'ed as he usually does when he's not sure about what to do in a crisis as this.
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The 3 ex-pilots all sat down on a small patio table just beside a food stand. Heero placed his bag down on the table and took one object
out. No doubt at all, it was his labtop, but there was something else inside that bag that poked at Duo's mind. Why would Heero go into a
woman's store?
" So whats the deal Yuy? Why'd you call us?" Wufei asked as he crossed his arms and sat back in his chair.
" The reason I called the both of you hear is to tell you something about my new job..." he said with a slight hint of regret.
Duo scratched his head,' You mean the one Releena gave you? At the sports studio? Where they make commericials for sports names?'
"Hm" said Heero with a serious nod. Wufei placed a hand under his chin in curiosity,' Whats wrong? It's good money isn't it?'
" The money is fine. It's what I have to do that isn't..." Heero replied sheepishly.
The long haired gundam pilot placed his hazy and curious gaze back onto that bag that was sitting ifront of Heero. The thought of what
it might be just killed him. What could possibly drive Heero Yuy, the perfect soldier, to shop in a lady's department store?
" What could possibly be the problem?" Wufei asked.
Heero sighed,' You know the new campaign that argues against women being physicians and doctors? And that they should stay as nurses?'
"Heh yea? I'm 100% with that campaign. Women are useless. They should never be in charge of something as big as being a doctor or surgeon!
They should be nurses, on the right hand side of a man" said Wufei, his tone full of pride.
" Yeah well Releena doesn't seem to thrilled with that idea. She sent her best public speaker to lead a group of 162 women to protest against
it. Then she got this idea for all her male co-workers at work..." said Heero placing his hand on the bag that said * Onna * on the front in
big fancy letters, which, might I add, Duo was still eyeing curiously not paying attention to the conversation at hand.
" What could that be?" Wufei asked feeling somewhat afraid to know. He knew that Releena was a physco from the start, but he wasn't sure
what kinds of ideas ran through her evil mind.
Heero cleared his throat as his face went slightly red. The bag was completely unsecure leaving it perfectly exposed for anyone to snatch.
Anyone who was curious enough and would die to see what was in it. Namely, Shinigami.
" It's..." started Heero. Suddenly Duo dove for the bag and grasped it between his hands. Heero growled in anger. The braided teen then
opened the bag, drove his hand to the bottom and pulled out something he thought he would never lay his hands on.
" Ah...?...Heero, you wanna explain yourself?" said the violet eyed ex-pilot. Wufei cringed at the sight. Heero was into that kind of stuff?
Where was his dignity? He was a man!!!! Not some woman, or crossdresser!...or was he?
Duo continued standing there, holding women's Lageray --( I dont know how to spell that word. You get the idea though right? Women's pyjamas?
Those silky ones or those...sometimes erotic ones? lol)
Heero flushed red with embarassment and anger. His teeth were were clentched tightly and his fists rattled upon the surface of the table.
Wufei cocked an eyebrow as he looked at Heero Yuy in wonder,' Yuy, I never knew this weak side of you existed. I hope you know that I
think differently of you now that th-' " DAMNIT DUO!" Heero yelled as he slammed his fist on the table.
Shinigami nervously placed the garment back in the bag where it belonged. He then slid it on the table back to its original spot while
Heero shook with anger. The braided teen then sat back down in his chair, looked down at his lap and twiddled his thumbs. Just like a kid.
He then conjured up whatever decency he had and spoke,' Ahem...mmm...Gomen Nasai?'
" Hm..." said Heero as the red started to dissappear from his face. He then calmly sat back down in his chair and resumed his calm and
serious nature. Wufei just sat there somewhat confused.
" Why didn't you kill the kisama...if I were you, Maxwell would be dead by now" Wufei said shifting his eyes at Shinigami.
Heero snorted,' Hmph. I don't have time to chase that baka. Like I said previously, before I was interupted, Releena wants all her male
co-workers to try her idea...'
" Which would be?" asked Wufei wih crossed arms. Duo continued looking down at his lap in shame while still twiddling his thumbs.
" She wants each of us to go shop for women's merchandise and try them out. Shavers,pantyhose,makeup,perfume,jewlery...the works"
said Heero with every bit of courage he could get.
Wufei's upper lip quivered in shock,' Your not actually going to go through with it...are you?'
The Ex-wing pilot sat silently with a bit of red returning to his cheeks. Wufei jumped in horror,' YOUR ACTUALLY GOING TO GO THROUGH
WITH IT???!!!'
" If I don't do it, Releena will know! She says if we don't feel more sensitive about the roles of women, then she'll know that we didn't
complete our miss-I mean task!" Heero hissed back.
The disgusted chinese man rubbed his face and shook his head,' I cannot believe you Yuy. Your placing your pride and dignity on one task!
Your a man, not a woman! All men should look like men!'
Suddenly Heero looked at the shamefull Duo. Wufei looked at Shinigami aswell, in a curious way. He then flattened his eyebrows,' Except THAT
poor excuse of a man right there...'
" Listen. Would it be alright if you dropped by my appartment tonight? I don't think I'll be able to do this alone..." said Heero shyly.
Wufei made an X with his arms, ' There's no way in Oblivion that I'm putting that Onna stuff on! I refuse to do anything that has to do with
those weak creatures!'
" You don't have to put anything on, I just need support..." Heero replied.
Duo looked up, still feeling somewhat of an ass,' I'll go, if you don't mind'
Wufei looked over to Duo who had a bit of red in his cheeks too,' Hm. Since this moron is going, I guess I have no choice...'
Heero cocked an eyebrow in wonder. What made him change his mind all of a sudden?
" What do you mean?" Heero asked.
" Well, isn't it obvious? One of you is going to crossdress to look like a woman, and one of you already looks like one. I'm the only one who's
the real man here and it's my duty to make sure that whatever manly sense you have left in both of you is still active!" said Nataku's old master.
" WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME A WOMAN??!! I"M A MAN!!!" Duo shouted loudly.
Wufei smirked,' Coulda fooled me...'
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A/N: Please review and tell me whether I should continue this fic or not...pretty please? heh heh...hehhehehehe It'll get better and funnier!
I promise!
make this little fic...
Story Title: What A Girl Wants
Chapter 1 *Heero's Mysterious Secret*
The day had started and a 16 year old Chinese teen boy was sleeping lazily in his bed. The sun shone upon his eyes to try and get him to wake,
but he was so tired that his teen instincts to sleep in and be lazy easily overpowered him, until a cheery voice boomed through the air.
"Hey Wu-man! Time to get up! Rise and shine!" said the cheery voice.
A boy the same age as the chinese sleeping beauty, with the exception of him being an american-japanese. The Chinese teen rolled over and
smothered his face under a pillow, trying to ignore the loud shinigami.
" Ah common Wufei. It's 10:00. We need to go down town and meet up with Heero. He needs to talk to us about something" said the braided boy,
begging in the most annoying voice imaginable.
"Damnit Maxwell. If I can't sleep it's cause your always here bugging me. If I can't eat, it's cause you ate everything! If I can't use the
bathroom, it's because your in it fixing your hair! Why must you torment me with your stupidities!?" yelled the former gundam pilot.
Duo shuddered slightly,' Man. Who'd a thought seeing a grumpy chinese boy would make Freddy Couger seem like a pussy cat'
Wufei clentched his fist on his pillow and launched it through the air, whacking the braided annoyance in the face.
"You didn't come here just to insult me! What did Heero say he want?" Wufei asked demandingly.
Duo growled as he threw back the pillow,' He didn't say! He just called like 5 minutes ago saying that he wanted me and you to meet him down at
the city square'
"What about Trowa and Quatre? Did Yuy request their audience aswell?" asked the chinese boy as he set aside the pillow.
The braided boy shrugged,' Hey, beats me. Heero said that they were busy...and don't get any funny thoughts. Quatre's probably fixated in his
bussiness, funds and stuff like that, while our circus buddy is probably busy placing his head in lions mouths...so it's just me and you'
Duo smiled happily like any happy-go-lucky would. Wufei sighed,' Oi, Buddah...Doshite Watashi?'
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" So where did Heero's say he was going to meet us?" asked Wufei as he walked down the streets of the city with his hands in his pockets.
Duo walked beside him as other fellow pedestrians walked by.
" Hey, he just said to meet him in the city square. He didn't say if he was going to be at a pizza parlor, music store, or porn shop" Duo
replied bluntly.
Wufei growled,' Maxwell, I don't know how your head can carry such naive thoughts...honestly, why would Yuy be browsing in a porn shop...'
Suddenly the chestnut haired boy stopped and placed an arm out to stop his fellow former gundam pilot aswell. " What now Maxwell?" He said
angrily, looking at the american. Duo just stared infront of himself.
" Yea, your right Wu-man...Heero would much rather walk out of a woman's store..." replied Duo as he looked at Wufei then at
what looked like Heero walking out of a small woman's department store.
"Well...I'll be damned. I thought he'd be the last one to go insane..." said Wufei in shock as he kept his eyes on the japanese boy who
was now walking down a farther away street and in the opposite direction.
Duo scratched his head,' Well who was the one you thought would go crazy first?'
Wufei rolled his eyes,' Isn't it obvious?' he then started jogging over to the other street to meet up with Heero while the braided
wonder stood there thinking,' Isn't what obvious?' He then quickly ran up beside Wufei who was waving his arms around to get Heero's attention.
The brown haired ex-gundam pilot looked over his shoulder and saw his fellow ex-pilots running toward him from the other side of the
street.
" Wufei...Duo..." he said to himself. Finally the other two teen pilots caught up with the wing pilot. Wufei crossed his arms as he glared
at a heavily panting Duo Maxwell,' Phew...just, give me...one...m-minute...gah...'
" It's about time the both of you show'd up. I almost left when you were a few minutes late" implied Heero as he continued walking down the
street holding a bag under his arm. Wufei walked beside him curiously while Duo was left behind, as usual.
" Huh? OI!! CHOTTO!!!" Duo yelled as he ran to catch up with the other two.
" So whats with the bag Yuy? Is it Releena's Birthday?" asked the chinese man as he eyed Heero suspiciously.
Heero hm'ed as usual when he wasn't amused with a question toward him. " Actually, Releena IS the reason I have all this stuff. Thats what
I wanted to talk to the both of you about" he said as he kept his straight poker face on as he walked down the streets of Japan.
" Well why don't we find somewhere to sit and talk?" Wufei asked.
Heero nodded as the trio walked down the streets while Duo kept talking about lemons and how sour they were. " Baka, what does lemons have
to do with what we're talking about?" barked Wufei annoyingly.
Duo placed a questioning finger to his lip,' Actually, I have no clue. I guess I just wanted to talk about lemons cause I felt like it?'
Wufei clentched his fist as a vein soon started to appear on his forehead,' Yuy, I suggest we find somewhere to sit before I make a table
out of Maxwell's bones and skin...'
" Eww...You know Wu-man you have weird fantasies" Stated Duo idiotically.
"MAXWELL!!!!!" Wufei yelled for the whole world to hear. As his chinese voice boomed through the air, it was as if time had stopped on the
streets they were walking on. Everyone stopped dead and placed their eyes upon the ex-shenlong pilot. Wufei placed on a rather embarassed
and stupid look on his red face. He then grabbed Duo's jacket collar and began dragging his down the street,' Yuy...common...'
Heero narrowed his eyes and Hm'ed as he usually does when he's not sure about what to do in a crisis as this.
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The 3 ex-pilots all sat down on a small patio table just beside a food stand. Heero placed his bag down on the table and took one object
out. No doubt at all, it was his labtop, but there was something else inside that bag that poked at Duo's mind. Why would Heero go into a
woman's store?
" So whats the deal Yuy? Why'd you call us?" Wufei asked as he crossed his arms and sat back in his chair.
" The reason I called the both of you hear is to tell you something about my new job..." he said with a slight hint of regret.
Duo scratched his head,' You mean the one Releena gave you? At the sports studio? Where they make commericials for sports names?'
"Hm" said Heero with a serious nod. Wufei placed a hand under his chin in curiosity,' Whats wrong? It's good money isn't it?'
" The money is fine. It's what I have to do that isn't..." Heero replied sheepishly.
The long haired gundam pilot placed his hazy and curious gaze back onto that bag that was sitting ifront of Heero. The thought of what
it might be just killed him. What could possibly drive Heero Yuy, the perfect soldier, to shop in a lady's department store?
" What could possibly be the problem?" Wufei asked.
Heero sighed,' You know the new campaign that argues against women being physicians and doctors? And that they should stay as nurses?'
"Heh yea? I'm 100% with that campaign. Women are useless. They should never be in charge of something as big as being a doctor or surgeon!
They should be nurses, on the right hand side of a man" said Wufei, his tone full of pride.
" Yeah well Releena doesn't seem to thrilled with that idea. She sent her best public speaker to lead a group of 162 women to protest against
it. Then she got this idea for all her male co-workers at work..." said Heero placing his hand on the bag that said * Onna * on the front in
big fancy letters, which, might I add, Duo was still eyeing curiously not paying attention to the conversation at hand.
" What could that be?" Wufei asked feeling somewhat afraid to know. He knew that Releena was a physco from the start, but he wasn't sure
what kinds of ideas ran through her evil mind.
Heero cleared his throat as his face went slightly red. The bag was completely unsecure leaving it perfectly exposed for anyone to snatch.
Anyone who was curious enough and would die to see what was in it. Namely, Shinigami.
" It's..." started Heero. Suddenly Duo dove for the bag and grasped it between his hands. Heero growled in anger. The braided teen then
opened the bag, drove his hand to the bottom and pulled out something he thought he would never lay his hands on.
" Ah...?...Heero, you wanna explain yourself?" said the violet eyed ex-pilot. Wufei cringed at the sight. Heero was into that kind of stuff?
Where was his dignity? He was a man!!!! Not some woman, or crossdresser!...or was he?
Duo continued standing there, holding women's Lageray --( I dont know how to spell that word. You get the idea though right? Women's pyjamas?
Those silky ones or those...sometimes erotic ones? lol)
Heero flushed red with embarassment and anger. His teeth were were clentched tightly and his fists rattled upon the surface of the table.
Wufei cocked an eyebrow as he looked at Heero Yuy in wonder,' Yuy, I never knew this weak side of you existed. I hope you know that I
think differently of you now that th-' " DAMNIT DUO!" Heero yelled as he slammed his fist on the table.
Shinigami nervously placed the garment back in the bag where it belonged. He then slid it on the table back to its original spot while
Heero shook with anger. The braided teen then sat back down in his chair, looked down at his lap and twiddled his thumbs. Just like a kid.
He then conjured up whatever decency he had and spoke,' Ahem...mmm...Gomen Nasai?'
" Hm..." said Heero as the red started to dissappear from his face. He then calmly sat back down in his chair and resumed his calm and
serious nature. Wufei just sat there somewhat confused.
" Why didn't you kill the kisama...if I were you, Maxwell would be dead by now" Wufei said shifting his eyes at Shinigami.
Heero snorted,' Hmph. I don't have time to chase that baka. Like I said previously, before I was interupted, Releena wants all her male
co-workers to try her idea...'
" Which would be?" asked Wufei wih crossed arms. Duo continued looking down at his lap in shame while still twiddling his thumbs.
" She wants each of us to go shop for women's merchandise and try them out. Shavers,pantyhose,makeup,perfume,jewlery...the works"
said Heero with every bit of courage he could get.
Wufei's upper lip quivered in shock,' Your not actually going to go through with it...are you?'
The Ex-wing pilot sat silently with a bit of red returning to his cheeks. Wufei jumped in horror,' YOUR ACTUALLY GOING TO GO THROUGH
WITH IT???!!!'
" If I don't do it, Releena will know! She says if we don't feel more sensitive about the roles of women, then she'll know that we didn't
complete our miss-I mean task!" Heero hissed back.
The disgusted chinese man rubbed his face and shook his head,' I cannot believe you Yuy. Your placing your pride and dignity on one task!
Your a man, not a woman! All men should look like men!'
Suddenly Heero looked at the shamefull Duo. Wufei looked at Shinigami aswell, in a curious way. He then flattened his eyebrows,' Except THAT
poor excuse of a man right there...'
" Listen. Would it be alright if you dropped by my appartment tonight? I don't think I'll be able to do this alone..." said Heero shyly.
Wufei made an X with his arms, ' There's no way in Oblivion that I'm putting that Onna stuff on! I refuse to do anything that has to do with
those weak creatures!'
" You don't have to put anything on, I just need support..." Heero replied.
Duo looked up, still feeling somewhat of an ass,' I'll go, if you don't mind'
Wufei looked over to Duo who had a bit of red in his cheeks too,' Hm. Since this moron is going, I guess I have no choice...'
Heero cocked an eyebrow in wonder. What made him change his mind all of a sudden?
" What do you mean?" Heero asked.
" Well, isn't it obvious? One of you is going to crossdress to look like a woman, and one of you already looks like one. I'm the only one who's
the real man here and it's my duty to make sure that whatever manly sense you have left in both of you is still active!" said Nataku's old master.
" WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME A WOMAN??!! I"M A MAN!!!" Duo shouted loudly.
Wufei smirked,' Coulda fooled me...'
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A/N: Please review and tell me whether I should continue this fic or not...pretty please? heh heh...hehhehehehe It'll get better and funnier!
I promise!