A/N: These are notes passed by the Marauders during one potions class.
Prongs, because I'm your friend, I'm going to tell you that if you don't stop staring at Evans with that stupid look on you face, I'm going to throw this pickled frog at you.
Sirius Black
What stupid look?! And any way, I'm not even looking at Evans, so there.
James Potter
Yey right, then what were you looking at? And the look is the same one you gave that Nimbus 1800 in Hogsmeade on Saturday.
Sirius
Whatever Padfoot.
James
Will you guys stop passing notes and pay attention. This is really tricky and as I'm no good at potions it's up to you to make it.
Remus Lupin
Moony? Passing notes? God, maybe McGonagall was right, we are a bad influence on you.
James
Look, I didn't ask to work with you, and I don't really care what you do. But you better pay attention because if you blow up this potion all over me, like the last one, I'll attach you to the front doors with a permanent sticking charm, got it?
Lily Evans
Evans?!!
James
Yes, it's me, idiots. How many other potions partners have you blown poison antidote over?
Lily
Do you want the full list or just a rough estimate?
Sirius
Huh, I don't even want to know Black, just quit it, alright.
Lily
Sure thing, Evans.
James
You're such a suck-up around her, Prongs.
Sirius
I am not a suck-up!
James
You so are, Yes Evans, No Evans, three bags full Evans. Why don't you just ask her to marry you?
Sirius
That's not a bad idea.
James
Hey, Evans, will you marry me?
James
God Lord, Prongs, I was joking!
Sirius
Excuse me!
Lily
I asked you to marry me.
James
Yes, I can see that, I presume it's a joke.
Lily
Hey, Padfoot, why does Lily look so shocked?
Remus
Prongs just asked her to marry him.
Sirius
What?!!!
Remus
Well, she always says no to a date so I suppose marriage would be the next rational and sensible thing to ask her.
Sirius
Yey, he's so obsessed.
Remus
I know.
Sirius
It's not a joke, Evans. Say yes and we'll be married within a week, Padfoot can be best-man.
James
Potter the day I let Sirius Black be best man at my wedding, let alone marry you, will be the day hell freezes over.
Lily
Anything for you, babe.
James
Shut up and pay attention, we're about to start the potion.
Lily
So, what'd she say, Prongs?
Sirius
Do you know a good freezing spell?
James
Ask Moony, why?
Sirius
It's the way to a woman's heart.
James
Yey, sure. I suppose nothing else worked, so why not. Nutter!
Sirius
You're just jealous. Are we supposed to add the pickled frog now?
James
I don't know, I was busy listening to you go on about Evans. Sure, throw it in, what's the worst that could happen?
Sirius
BANG
Hey, Prongs, remember that permanent sticking charm Evans mentioned?
Sirius
Yey.
James
I suggest we run, now!
Sirius