Once upon a time there lived an invisible young boy named Maple? Mason? Oh, what's his name? Oh, yeah. Matthew. His mother had passed away and his paedophile father had married a thick eye browed man whore with two sons. His "stepmother" didn't see him one little bit. He had to work hard all day, only to make someone notice him.
Matthew used to spend long hours all alone talking to his polar-bear. The polar-bear said, "Nyu~", which really meant, "Cheer up! You have me. I will always notice you." It was quite true. Matthew, even dressed in a meat dress, was an unseen boy - except for Kumajiro, the polar-bear.
One day, a ball was to be held at the palace and the stepbrothers were getting ready to go. Matthew didn't even bother ask if he could go too. He knew very well what the answer would be: "Hey, did you hear that voice?". Matthew sighed.
Suddenly something amazing happened. As Matthew was sitting all alone, there was a burst of light and a man fairy appeared. "Don't be sad, Manny, da," said the man fairy. "I know you would love to go to the ball, da. And so you shall, da!" "That's Matthew. And, why should I? No one would notice me." Matthew replied.
The man fairy smiled. With a flick of his magic pipe Matthew found himself wearing the most beautiful dress he had ever seen. "Now everyone will notice you in that dress. As for your coach, da," said the man fairy; "Get me a pumpkin, da!" Then the man fairy turned to the polar-bear. "You, bring me seven mice, da!"
Matthew soon returned with the pumpkin and the polar-bear with seven mice he had caught. With a flick of the magic pipe the pumpkin turned into a sparkling coach and the mice became six white horses, while the seventh mouse turned into a coachman in a smart uniform and carrying a whip. Matthew could hardly believe his eyes.
"You shall go to the ball, Merlin. But remember, da! You must leave at midnight, da. That is when my spell ends, da. Your coach will turn back into a pumpkin and the horses will become mice again, da. You will be an invisible man again, da! Do you understand?" Matthew smiled and said, "That's Matthew. Yes, I understand!"
Matthew had a wonderful time at the ball. He was dancing with the red-eyed prince until he heard the first stroke of midnight! He remembered what the man fairy had said, and without a word of goodbye he slipped from the Prince's arms and ran down the steps. As he ran he lost one of his slippers, but not for a moment did he dream of stopping to pick it up! If the last stroke of midnight were to sound... oh... what a disaster that would be! Out he fled and vanished into the night.
The Prince, who was now madly in love with him (with her, in the Prince's eyes), picked up the slipper and said to his ministers, "Go and search everywhere for the awesome girl whose foot this awesome slipper fits. I will never be content until I find her! And that is so not awesome!" So the ministers tried the slipper on the foot of every girl in the land. Finally, they knocked on Matthew's door.
"Oh, sorry, I only have two sons," The "stepmother" answered. "Tell the Prince he ought to search somewhere else."
But, to everyone's amazement, the shoe fitted perfectly on Matthew's foot. And everyone noticed.
Suddenly the man fairy appeared and waved her magic pipe. In a flash, Matthew appeared in a splendid dress, shining with noticeable beauty. His "stepmother" and stepbrothers gaped at him in amazement, and the ministers said, "Come with us! The Prince is waiting for you."
So Matthew married the Prince and lived happily ever after.
Yes. They are all gays.
The End.