This Is My First NCIS fanfiction, new NCIS tonight, YAY! I hope they both are OK. Did you hear Micheal Weatherly's wife is pregnant! That is so awesome, I love babies. Toodiloo. I don't own anything but the plot and the future child, Girl or Boy? What should I name it? I find it too Cliche' to name it Kate or Jenny and I've read way to many 'twin' fics for my liking, one child only.

3x09 – Frame Up

Dear Diary

This was a suggestion from a website on how to cope with stress so I do not murder my colleagues. Also it is coming useful because it is around the time of my period.

Why did Tony want me to judge his butt? I will never understand that man or McGee too for that matter, why do people even rate butts? Then I told him a two, knocked three off for hairiness (it is hairy) and told him to shave.

At the crime scene he could tell weight and height of that woman by her leg, which was weird. And then another thing, the fingerprints came back as his, and the dentals and he thought I set him up, what would I gain in that?

And then I went through all his past girlfriends and I just realized how depressing it all was, who dates that many women, and do not get me STARTED on all the one-night stands. I wonder if he'll count me on that list because we slept together undercover.

In the end he was innocent, on murdering her; it was because of some George Stewart getting arrested and then we arrested Charles 'Chip' because he also was in on it.

Nevertheless today was interesting.

ZIVA DAVID

3x10 – Probie

Dear Diary,

My period is about three days late. I am not necessarily perfectly regular, but after three days I wonder, could it be possible I got pregnant? And… since I got into the states the only person I really slept with was Tony… I CANNOT think about that, it… wouldn't happen!

First Tony gets arrested, now McGee, he fired shots at a man he was sure was armed. They say that Probies like him make mistakes, but the death of a man is a rather large one, is it not? Then it was revealed he was an undercover cop. The Metro people I didn't like, I only saw them, not much interaction but it was rather rude the way he acted. Do Americans have any manners? I kept an early schedule, even though my late period is worrying. It turns out that there was a man inside the SUV that fired, McGee misunderstood and shot Benedict.

On the other side Tony is in communication with a sperm bank, apparently something was up with one of his donations. We argued because he's worried his hypothetical offspring needed a kidney, I find it difficult to believe he would give a kidney. Then he said "You're not a parent." And told me I wouldn't understand and I could only worry that I do understand, that I will, and that I am a parent. But later in the day I got to slap Tony that was fun. Later I found out the bank called because nobody wanted his sperm, which was amusing.

ZIVA DAVID

Review please. I'll try to update but I'm bad at it.