ZeldaFan456: Wassup people! I finally accomplished my goal, I was able to capture The Characters from Legend of Zelda.

ZF(aka. Zeldafan456): So lets bring them out! (pulls lever).

Legend of Zelda characters: (Fall from nowhere)

Link: OW! I think I broke my neck!

Midna: (stand up and dusts off) Can you still move it?

Link: Uh, Yeah sorta.

Midna: Then it isn't broken.

Link: WAAH! You don't care about me!

Ilia: Shut up! Damn...

ZF: (Face palms) Hey! shut up and listen!

Zelda characters: (Look at ZF.) Who the hell are you?

ZF: I am your new dark master, and you will do as I say!

Link: pff! Yea right...

ZF: (pulls out AK-47) YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!

Link: AH! (Hides under table)

Zelda: Ssssoooooooo, now what?

ZF: Uh... I don't really know.

Midna: So you just captured us from the Nintendo co. for no apparent reason, which could get you sued?

ZF: (looks around) Yea, pretty much.

Midna: ...Okaaaaay then.

MostazalsLord: Ooh, ooh! (raises hand) I know! I know!

ZF: HOLY CRAP! MostazalsLord? When did you get here? I thought you lived all the way in Uruguay!

M-Lord (aka. MostazalsLord): Yea, so I live in Uruguay, your point?

ZF: How did you get from Uruguay to the United States?

M-Lord: (Looks around) Uh... I teleported here! I have awesome and DIVINE power!

ZF: Backdoor?

M-Lord: (sighs) Yep.

ZF: Well you should go, I can take care of this all by my-

M-Lord: I got Oreos!

ZF: OOH! OREOS! (Eats Oreos)

Zelda: Uh, If we're not gonna be doing anything I got this appointment at a salon so-

ZF: Silence! (Pulls out his AK-47) Now! You must... (Looks over to M-Lord) what must they do?

M-Lord: The Disclaimer.

ZF: Right, Thanks... (points gun back at characters) DO THE DISCLAIMER NOW!

Zelda characters: ZELDAFAN456 DOES NOT OWN THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!

ZF: So don't sue me Nintendo! I have no lawyers!

M-Lord: Like I was gonna say earlier, You should have the viewers send in dares and questions, so then you could force them to answer it.

Link: What? NOOO! CALL MY AGENT! THIS WASN'T IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION!

Midna: Ugh, Zeldafan456, I hate you and damn you to hell.

Ilia: So long as I have a horse, I'll be fine.

ZF: Then you aint' getting one.

Ilia: No! (cries on floor)

ZF: hehehehehe. This is really fun.

M-Lord: I know, right?

ZF:Anyway, send in some dares and questions for the Zelda characters OR (Points AK-47 at Characters) They will all feel the wrath of Mr. Boom-Boom!

Link: AH! Send in some damn reviews!

Ilia: Our lives are on the line here!

Midna: And if I die, then I won't be able to come back in a sequel game!

You: (Gasp) OH NO! NOT MIDNA! WE WANT HER IN A SEQUEL!

M-Lord: (sighs) This is gonna be a LONG day...