Cian: woo hoo! I win!
Sadhbh: mrhnhmm…. *angry muttering* I'm hungry!
Cian: meh
Sadhbh: fooood….. *turns Wii off*
Cian & Sadhbh: *go to kitchen*
((Meanwhile, in the game…))
***darkness***
Peach: oh, I do say! Turn on the lights!
Link: huyuyuyah! *turns on light*
Peach: thank you, my dear.
Link: HUYUYUYAAAAH! *Runs away*
Mario: finally! A tea-ah break-ah! Hey, Gannondorf, are you all right-ah?
Gannondorf: *rocking back and forth in the corner* some one will pick me…someone will pick me…SOMEone will pick me…
Sonic: stupid Gannondork! You're to slow! *begins rocking back and forth race*
Sheik: munphynth
Toon link: hiyiyiyih! I can't hear through your scarf!
Sheik: huyghfdt?
Toon link: hiyiyiyih!
Sheik *possibly a sigh, it's hard to tell* hgfdtdtthd….
Zelda: well I think—
Peach: shut up, you suck.
Everyone: *nods and agrees*
Zelda: *goes to join Gannondork and sonic rocking and chanting*
Toon link: hiyiyiyih! Aren't Zelda and sheik the same perso—
Sheik: *attacks toon link and gags him*
Toon link: *sadly* hifnifunya….
Zero Suit Samus and Bowser: *come into the room*
Samus: I so should have won!
Bowser: rawnargh!
Samus: ….. I'm getting a coffee.
***over by the coffee machine***
Luigi: ah…Samus, it-ah was-ah your own fault for getting the bunny ears and Ah-jumping off the stage-ah…
Samus: *gives frowny face, and gets coffee*
Lucas and ness: *come in grinning happily like the idiots they are*
Luigi: but you-ah could have tried-ah little harder, no?
Samus: I couldn't do anything! *gestures wildly and talks in a 'New Yoik' accent* that stupid girl, she needs way more practise *spills coffee on Lucas and ness*
Lucas and ness: *melting* weeeerrrreeee …
Samus: *shrug* meh.
***other side of the room***
Mr game and watch: *looking through binoculars* beeplbedeeepdeep (translation: this is a big room…)
***other other side of the room, AKA the pokémon corner***
Captain Falcon: *pokes huge electric fence* Falcoooon…..poke!
Fence: zzzzaaaapppp!
Captain falcon: *just kind of lies on the floor twitching*
Pokémon trainer: go! Squirtle!
Squirtle: *gives condescending look to the world in general* squirtlesquirtlesquirtle, CPR, CPR, squirtlesquirtle… *gives meaningful look at all the dead pokémon lying around, due to pokémon trainer telling them to attack the Jurassic park style fence they are contained in*
***In the karaoke area***
Bowser: *looks afraid of peach*
Peach: now, see here, Bowser! We are going to do karaoke!
Bowser: …..
Peach: yaaay! Good fellow! *switches on karaoke machine* don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like meeeeeeeee!
Bowser: *terrified because peach has a scary looking golf club* graaawrahragh! Garagh! Rawragh! Harghradh!
***other side of the room***
Mr game and watch: beepleneepmeebmep! (Translation: how odd…)
***In yet another part of the vast tea break room***
Falco: no no no! Watch me again! Ggrrrrr….. FIRE! *shoots up*
Kirby and Jigglypuff: *exchange significant glance*
Kirby: Fiiiiiireeeeeeee!
Jigglypuff: fiiiiiiiiiireeeeeeeeee!
Kirby and Jigglypuff: *simultaneously explode*
Ice climbers: ! *are caught in blast* help yupyup! Heeeelp yupyupyup! *run around like headless chickens for a while*
Snake: *hanging from the roof* mumble….mutter…terrorists….mumble…
((Back outside the game))
Sadhbh: I will SO beat you this time!
Cian: uh…..no. *turns on brawl*
Both of them: *stare mesmerised at the characters on the screen doing random things*
Characters: *get in to positions at warp speed*
Sadhbh: did you just see…
Cian: nah, it's got to be our imagination, right?
Right?
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Hey hey all! Thanks for reading, we hope you enjoyed it! This story was written by Max in Training (Sadhbh) and Mario's Toaster (Cian)
Well then,
Peace off and bless your face!
Sadhbh and Cian =]