WHITE HOUSE KNUCKLES

by SwankyKnuckles480

Knuckles the Echidna has a new gig as the bodyguard for the president of the united states of america. But when he finds out a hidden secret about the vice president, all heck breaks loose in the white house. It is now up to Knuckles to kill the terrorists and save the free world.

[AUTHORS NOTE: I DO NOT OWN BERNIE SANDERS OR CHEERS. ALL RIGHTS GO TO APPROPRIATE OWNERZ. I LOVE AMERICA:.]

WHITE HOUSE KNUCKLES

|Chapter 1: White House Beginnings|

"Welcome to the first annual presidential address to the nation" said president Bernie Sanders "I am well aware of the threats on my life made by the syrian refugees, and that's why I hired my favorite video game character Knuckles the Echidna to be the presidential bodyman. Thank you, america"

"CUT" said presidential film director Ian Syr "That was an fabulous presidental address, boss. Im sending this outside to all the major tv stations as we speak!"

"Thank you, Ian. I love you."

Bernie Sanderes left the studio and went down the stairs to the oval office were Knuckles was waiting for him.

"Mr. Sanders, I found a new death threat letter in the mailbox yesterday. Do you want me tor ead it for you, b?" Knuckles the Echidna said

"Yes, Knuckles the Echidna. Read me loud?" Bernie repliedly

"Dear president Bernie Sanders, I am the syrian refugee and I hate knuckles the echidna. Im murder you… bitch." The letter threatened.

"Wow, prezzy B." knuckles said in a jive way "that's the worst one yet, and I am tough"

"No need." Bernie sanders said "oh yes, I need you to deliver this letter to vice president Namgge."

"I know and trust vice president namgge a lot" said knuckles "Knuckles is on the case."

Knuckles arrived down presidential garage where vice president Namgge was working on a dumb machine.

"Mr. Namgge, I found a new letter in the mailbox yesterday. Do you want me tor ead it for you, b?" Knuckles the Echidna said.

"Yes" said vice president namgg with glee.

"What is that machine you are fucking working on?" knuckles yelled

"IVE HAD IT WITH YOU CYBERVBULLYING ME, KNUCKLES."

"What are you talking about, namgge?" Nuckles asked?

"Hah you reatard, Im not vice president Namgge, my true identity… is BASHAR AL-ASSAD, PRESIDENT OF SYRIA. I WROTE THE LETTERS TO SANDERS, KNUCKLES. IT WAS MY PLAN."

"But why?"

"I hate AMERICA, I hate FREEDOM, I hate ISRAEL. Do you want to know what my computer does?"

"No"

"This computer activates a secret army of mechanized robotic bots I have been building for days. They have been programmed for one goal… to kill every president in the world"

"How can you do it?"

"You think I'm som kinda butterballer, you crimson fuck?. You don't realize that all these robots were shaped after you, that's why I call them THE METAL KNUCKLESS"

Knuckles gasps audibly at this revelaiton. meanwhile Bashar Al-Assad pushes the activator and jumps out of the nearby window.

|CHAPTER 1 END|

Is Bernie sanders? Okay? Who is ian syr? Can knuckles defeat the metal knuckles army?

Find out all this and more in the next chapter of WHITE HOUSE KNUCKLES.