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Hello everyone. This is my second parody of super smash brothers brawl. It's not a sequel to my first one. Also, I plan on making this a three chapter story. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the story!
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The Cruel Brawls
A Fanfic by: Zetafire
It was on an early time in which some of the characters got up from their slumber, if they had any, and make themselves some breakfast. On this morning, as they headed through the gigantic house that was where they resided until the game disc was inserted, Meta Knight, Kirby, and Ness were descending down the stairs that led from the bedrooms to the living room. All three of them were adept at rising early, but this morning it was partially painful to do so. For, last night, they had gone through a good three hours of brawling via tournaments. The owner of the game, and his buddies, had the brilliant idea to hold many tournaments to see who was the best brawler. The decision was left undecided.
'' I hope that we never have to repeat what we went through yesterday, or I'll go back and fight Giygas rather than sustain this.''
'' Hah, that's easy for you to say, you defeated him. But you haven't seen my enemies, or my once-enemies'' Meta Knight looked down at Kirby, who was walking in a rather normal way. Although the little pink guy had some bandages here and there, he seem unaffected by all the rumble last night.
Ness caught Meta Knight's, or MK's, glimpse and turned to Kirby, who had started to walk faster.
''Well, it seems Kirby didn't suffer enough pain last night, huh, MK?'' Said Ness loud enough for Kirby to hear.
As soon as the words reached his ears, Kirby stopped and shuddered, remembering last night's buffet of fights. He then picked up his pace again, and even started humming a song.
''Kirby forgets most things, and no matter if he's in a hospital, he'll just spring back into normality. We, on the contrary, are far more sensitive to pain and its aftermath than him.''
''Hah, well at least it wasn't as bad as that time when you and Kirby had to fight all those polygons in the Cruel Br- Urk'' He was stopped short by kirby's ram into his stomach.
''What the heck-ugh- was that for?'' He muttered.
''Kirby can't talk, but he can still deliver his message, and I don't want to deliver MY message, so don't even mention that event ever again.''
Kirby ''um'' in response, for the little guy didn't want to remember those awful hours of being inside that stage, shooting off the platforms at high speed, being kicked and punched mercilessly. and being re-summoned just to go over the horror of it again and again. Both of them were immobile for the rest of the day, and thank goodness that no one popped in the disc the day after.
The rest of the morning went by in the usual routine, they finished their breakfast and headed to train outside, watch TV, or just rest for the day. Around eleven AM, the late wakes, which conceded of most villains and a few heroes, headed for their breakfast, or worse lunch of the day.
Ness had been training outside near the TV screen. He sat down and stared at it, knowing full well that going near the screen was strictly forbidden. The game selections, such as solo player, campaign mode, and Event mode, were next to the screen, closed and ready to pop out for the owner of the game or whoever inserted the disc. Ness then had an idea, a mischievous idea.
Looking sideways and back, he made sure no one was near. He proceeded quickly to the selections center. The place was sealed off by fiberglass and had a heavy gate. He could see the selections hovering lazily inside.
Peering in, Ness saw in the end of the center a dark area which was sealed off. A closed area inside a closed area. That had to be the cruel brawl selection.
Now all Ness needed were arrogant, greedy and powerful characters. In other words, he needed the heavyweights of the game.
In the now filthy kitchen and breakfast room sat Ganondorf, or Ganondork as some mocked him; King Dedede, Bowser, and Wario. They were trash talking about last night's royal battles.
''Wahahaha, I thought all ye losers a lesson or two in those tourneys!'' boasted Wario.
''Oh shut up, you got beaten by Jigglypuff! For crying out loud, she's a pink puffball.'' countered Dedede. Wario frowned in return.
'' Hah, well it's better to be beaten by a Pokemon than a scrawny princess such as peach, right Dedede.'' joked Bowser. Dedede flushed with anger, but said no more.
'' Bowser, you must admit that Mario might be tougher than you, but Luigi, too? Now that's hard to believe.'' scoffed Ganondorf.
'' Oh shut up, Ganondork.'' The words came from Bowser.
''How many times have I told you my name is Ganondorf!'' He shouted at a raged voice.
Just then, Ness came rushing in and stopped before the giants.
''Hey guys, I just heard there was a hidden treasure!''
Wario was first to respond, jumping up and landing right before the boy.
''A hidden treasure, where, tell me right now!'' The others didn't talk, but it was obvious they were interested ,too. Ness had them right where he wanted them.
''It's in the game selection area, the sealed off place, remember?''
Wario's head tilted to the right, pulling up the right memory in his mind.
''Yea, and so what, that place is said to be forbidden.''
''Exactly, where else to hide a treasure than a spot where no one would look?''
''Eh, you got a point kid, but why is you tellin us this, don't you have enough fighters to pry that place open?''
''We're too weak! You on the other hand are the heavyweights in this game!''
Bowser jumped up and gripped Ness's throat.
''Watch your words, boy. We ain't heavy, we're just more powerful.'' He let go of Ness, who was coughing and fell to his knees.
''C'mon guys, we'll open this forbidden spot as if it was made of toothpicks!'' shouted Dedede.
Ness saw the heavies thundering off in direction of the screen. A smile played on his lips. Suddenly, he saw Wario running back. He stopped in front of Ness, gasped for some air, and said. '' In which game selection? There are a bunch of them.''
In order to hide the Cruel Brawl selection from being too clear, Ness said. '' It's the dark foggy area, just straight forward from the entrance. I think it's the Boss battles section.
'' Boss Battles, eh. Heh, More like Puny battles. Tell your weak friends that there is no need to worry, we got the treasure, and we'll share it... maybe. Wahahaha'' He ran back to his group, laughing all the way.
''Laugh, you short brained, laugh...'' Ness said. They'll go barging in and be overwhelmed by the polygons. It'll be the talk of the year! He thought as he went around the path towards their destination. He planned on getting every detail of this as close as possible.
Wario came running at full speed towards the group. Certain he was gonna crash, they ducked to the sides as he skidded to a stop right in the middle. As usual, there was a big grin on his face.
''Alright, that kid says it's directly straight from the entrance, at the very end. It's the dark foggy area, and it's the boss battle selection. Nothin We can handle, eh.''
''It's nothing we can't, as in cannot, handle''
''Oh just shut up. Alright, at the count of three, we ram this silly gate. I can already smell that treasure.''
They placed themselves in position, all in one pack with Wario in the back in case of a second push.
'' Ok, one...two...three!'' They all rushed against the gate and rammed it with their combined force. It seemed it was about to rebound when it suddenly fell from its hinges, causing the groups to reel forward and collapse.
Ness has just seen the scene unfold from a nearby tree. His excitement grew heavily, and he could already picture them being crushed under the polygons.
''Hey guys, cheer up, we're makin history. We're the first ever to break into the game selection center. And I can see the dark foggy area at the end. Cmon.''
''Wait, look at this place.'' They all gazed at the interior. The selection panels hovered over them, almost menacingly.
'' From the outside, they look small, but now they seem big enough to squash us.''
''Ah, stop makin stuff up. What about the treasure?'
''Yea, the treasure, we better hurry, I don't want to be caught in here by the owner or anybody across that screen.
They marched on forward, with Ness sprinting from hiding place to hiding place in close pursuit. Thankfully, the selection panels cast long shadows. Dark enough for Ness to hide in.
Finally, the group stopped before the dark, foggy area. A seven feet tall dark steel fence surrounded the place, and the gate seemed heavier than the one they had just crashed down. Inside the small plot floated a panel, but the fog obscured the group from reading its description.
''This is it, guys. The treasure is inside that selection panel.''
'' Ok, but are you sure this panel is the boss battles one. For our sake, I hope its not the you know what panel.'' said Ganondorf.
''The I know what?''
''The, you know, cruel brawl panel.'' he said it barely above a whisper.
''Of course I'm sure, now stop fussing over silly things and help me ram this gate. It seems this one is tougher than the last one.''
They all got in position, ready to ram the gate down. Ness watched behind the Home-run contest panel, ready to enjoy the event.
''On ye marks, get set, GO!''