Bidoof was an outcast. Throughout his life, he had been the moodiest of Bidoofs, and as such was exiled. Bidoof had been in Madrid and was heading for Cairo. Bidoof wanted to travel around the world, maybe even go to the moon, steal an alien technology, build a time machine, and travel back to a hundred million B.C. One day, Bidoof met a wild Mine Turtle.

"Hello" Bidoof Said. "I'm Bidoof".

"Hello" Mine Turtle said. "I'm Mine Turtle".

"True, True" Bidoof Replied.

"Hey Bidoof"

"Yes Mine Turtle?"

"Wanna have sex?" This dumbfounded Bidoof. His village elders had always told him that he was too moody and no one would ever love him.

"Why?" Bidoof responded over a minute later.

"Because I'm the very last Mine Turtle. All of my species either exploded or died off."

"Ok then, let's do this, get on your back."

"That's a bad idea. If I get on my back, I will explode, effectively killing off an entire species. It gets even worse, however. New Mine Turtles can't evolve then because the whole reason we exist is because of a man named Tom. He created the first of my species whilst doing drunk science."

"Ok then but how are we supposed to have sex. The female getting on her back was the only way I thought."

"I would need to "Ride" you".

"Okay, get on my back."

"Not like that Bidoof!"

"How do we do it then?"

"I sit on top of you and you thrust your penis into my vagina. That way no one explodes."

"Ok then I will get on my back then."

"Bidoof!"

"What?"

"You need to play with my T. first."

"Do you mean your tits? I thought Turtles didn't have tits."

"T.I.T stands for Turtle Implementation Tit. My species' creator Tom was kind of a pervert..."

"How will I play with your T. ? I thought you said you couldn't get on your back"

"I can't. But I can stand up." Mine turtle stood up, revealing her luscious T. .

"Wow Mine Turtle, your beautiful!" Bidoof stated.

"Thanks Bidoof. Now suckle!" Bidoof began to suckle one of Mine Turtle's T. . Mine Turtle moaned in pleasure.

"I wonder..." Bidoof thought. Bidoof let go of Mine Turtle's T.I.T and slapped it with his tail. Mine Turtle let out an even bigger moan.

"Bidoof, I'm ready." Mine Turtle said. Bidoof got onto his back and Mine Turtle slowly lowered herself onto Bidoof's erect dick. Mine Turtle moaned a bit as she experienced her first penis. Bidoof sat up a bit and began to suckle one of Mine Turtle's T. . Soon Mine Turtle had her first orgasm and squirted all over Bidoof.

"Bidoof that was great!" Mine Turtle exclaimed as well as she could. After all, Bidoof was still inside her.

"Were not done yet!" Bidoof shouted.

"IM GONNA CUM!" The lovers shouted at the same time. Bidoof's orgasm and Mine Turtle's second orgasm hit at the exact same time. The Two collapsed.

"Never leave me Bidoof."

"I actually was heading for Cairo... But you can come with me if you want."

"That sounds lovely! I love you Bidoof!"

"I love you too Mine Turtle..." The two lovers drifted off to sleep...

Bidoof and Mine Turtle had many more great adventures, but those are stories for an other time...

Please review and tell me if you would like more BidoofXMine Turtle one shots, I have ideas for a few more that might be really good. In the mean time, I will be working on finishing my other FanFic Girl Meets Reality, and another secret project I have not yet unveiled. See Ya! -Herb