"Children of the Revolution"
Episode 1 - Her Tragedy
by Rose Priestess
Obligatory Disclaimer: The characters of "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" belong to Saito Chiho, Be-Pa-Pas, etc.
Opening Theme: Rose is Rain
Scene: The AMF Wonder Bowl center in San Antonio, Texas. Samantha Carlson, Scott Bradford, and Matt Laubach are enjoying (perhaps that's not the right word) a game of bowling after an especially trying day at Roosevelt Hell School. Scott barrages Samantha with a vast array of innuendos, thanks to his perverted mind while Matt flips through a doujinshi.
Samantha: [throws her blue Beast bowling ball, Ruka, only to leave five pin] Of all the pins in all the bowling alleys in all the world, [whines] why that one?
Scott: [chortles evilly, then attempts to keep a straight face as Samantha picks up the spare, but descends into maniacal giggling once again]
Samantha: [flatly] Urusai wa ne--
Matt and Scott: [just stare] ....
Samantha: [threatens them with her fist] Say it...
Matt and Scott: [sweatdrop] ...moo.
Samantha: ^_^
Scott: [snaps up the doujinshi and peers curiously at the Rose Signet-emblazoned cover] Eh? "Utena"? This is certainly a change from your usual FFVII yaoi hentai...
Matt: [growls] Bakayaro...it came in some grab bag from eBay. There was no way to tell what series it was from!
Samantha: [blinkies] And you didn't even have sense enough to look at the seller's background?
Matt: Well...no...but "sekai_no_hate" sounded like a safe enough handle.
Scott: [chortles diabolically] You said, "handle..." [is then promptly slapped into next week by Samantha's okonomiyaki spatula] Itaiiiiiiiii!
Samantha: Hmph...wait, "Sekai no Hate"? [thinks for a moment, but only that long lest smoke starts to pour from her ears] That translates into "Ends of the World," doesn't it?
Matt: Okay, so?
Samantha: [whimpers and then tentatively peeks at the doujinshi herself. The characters appear to be from Utena, but none that she recognizes. They do, however, look all too familiar for her taste...]
Scott: [alarming realization] Aw, hell no! [smacks the book from Matt's hands as it falls to the sticky bowling alley floor] I ain't going back to Ohtori and you can't make me--! [as he starts to storm off, he inadvertently steps on the doujinshi, causing him to be sucked in. As he quickly disappears into the unknown abyss (ooh, big words), he screams out in his best Tenkawa Akito voice] Dammmmn iiiiiit!
Samantha and Matt: [both stand there in shock for several minutes trying to decide whether or not to rescue Scott, shrink back in horror, or simply laugh their asses off. They opt for the latter.]
*~Commercial Break~*
Scene: Wonder Bowl still. As Samantha and Matt eventually recover from their laughing fit, they debate what to do.
Matt: [wipes a tear from his eye] Heh...anyway, looks like we've gotta save Scott's sorry ass again.
Samantha: [looks at the doujinshi, then at Matt] Erm...yeah. You go first.
Matt: Me?! Why the hell do I have to go first?
Samantha: It's *your* damn doujinshi! If you had just checked out the seller, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Matt: [advances toward her] Doesn't matter. *You're* going first even if I have to throw you in there--[is interrupted by a faint reply from the doujinshi, "You said you're going first..."]
Samantha: [sweatdrop] Even when he's in some parallel dimension, he still manages to annoy us...[snaps back to reality after the metaphorical lightbulb goes off] Hey, Matt!
Matt: [winces] Itai...no need to shout, I *am* standing right next to you.
Samantha: Heh, whoops...anyway [points a few lanes down], there's Erica in a thong!
Matt: [snaps his neck so fast, he almost gets whiplash] Nani?!
Samantha: Heeheehee...[while his back is turned, she boots him into the pages of the unknown (bum bum bum!)]
Matt: [screaming] Aaaah, Scott, move your ass outta the way--oof! [a loud crash from below is heard]
Samantha: [sighs to herself] Tsk, gotta get some new material, old girl. [flatly] Gee, here we go again. [grabs her cell phone and jumps in. The young man at the front desk just peers curiously after her...]
Scene: A darkened bedroom. Samantha slowly opens her eyes to the harsh morning light pouring through a nearby window. She stumbles wearily past the full-length mirror in the corner of the room only to do a double take of her reflection.
Samantha: [wide eyed] What in the blue fuck--?! [she's now wearing the Ohtori Gakuen girls' uniform, much to her dismay] . That's the last time I step into anymore mysterious doujinshi. This is just getting ridiculous.
Preview of Next Episode
Samantha: Well, looks like we're stuck in Ohtori for the five billionth time. Though the fact that I haven't seen Scott or Matt around does indeed prove to be troubling...I'd feel very relieved if I knew where those two baka were. And what the hell happened to my Seitokai uniform?! I'm freezing my ass off here! Next time on "Shoujo Kakumei Utena: The Natural Compatriots' Palace Persepctive Book." God damn all these long epsiode titles...oh yeah! Zettai Unmei Mokushi-freakin'-roku.
Closing Theme: Toki ni Ai wa
Author's Notes: Be afraid, be very afraid. The otakufic has returned in all its mediocre perversity! Expect most, if not all, of the old cast back with a couple new additions. ^_~ And yes, I *do* curse that much in real life. And yes, it *is* necessary. As always, reviews, flames, and MSTs are always appreciated!
E-mail: bara_no_miko@ohtoriacademy.com
Episode 1 - Her Tragedy
by Rose Priestess
Obligatory Disclaimer: The characters of "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" belong to Saito Chiho, Be-Pa-Pas, etc.
Opening Theme: Rose is Rain
Scene: The AMF Wonder Bowl center in San Antonio, Texas. Samantha Carlson, Scott Bradford, and Matt Laubach are enjoying (perhaps that's not the right word) a game of bowling after an especially trying day at Roosevelt Hell School. Scott barrages Samantha with a vast array of innuendos, thanks to his perverted mind while Matt flips through a doujinshi.
Samantha: [throws her blue Beast bowling ball, Ruka, only to leave five pin] Of all the pins in all the bowling alleys in all the world, [whines] why that one?
Scott: [chortles evilly, then attempts to keep a straight face as Samantha picks up the spare, but descends into maniacal giggling once again]
Samantha: [flatly] Urusai wa ne--
Matt and Scott: [just stare] ....
Samantha: [threatens them with her fist] Say it...
Matt and Scott: [sweatdrop] ...moo.
Samantha: ^_^
Scott: [snaps up the doujinshi and peers curiously at the Rose Signet-emblazoned cover] Eh? "Utena"? This is certainly a change from your usual FFVII yaoi hentai...
Matt: [growls] Bakayaro...it came in some grab bag from eBay. There was no way to tell what series it was from!
Samantha: [blinkies] And you didn't even have sense enough to look at the seller's background?
Matt: Well...no...but "sekai_no_hate" sounded like a safe enough handle.
Scott: [chortles diabolically] You said, "handle..." [is then promptly slapped into next week by Samantha's okonomiyaki spatula] Itaiiiiiiiii!
Samantha: Hmph...wait, "Sekai no Hate"? [thinks for a moment, but only that long lest smoke starts to pour from her ears] That translates into "Ends of the World," doesn't it?
Matt: Okay, so?
Samantha: [whimpers and then tentatively peeks at the doujinshi herself. The characters appear to be from Utena, but none that she recognizes. They do, however, look all too familiar for her taste...]
Scott: [alarming realization] Aw, hell no! [smacks the book from Matt's hands as it falls to the sticky bowling alley floor] I ain't going back to Ohtori and you can't make me--! [as he starts to storm off, he inadvertently steps on the doujinshi, causing him to be sucked in. As he quickly disappears into the unknown abyss (ooh, big words), he screams out in his best Tenkawa Akito voice] Dammmmn iiiiiit!
Samantha and Matt: [both stand there in shock for several minutes trying to decide whether or not to rescue Scott, shrink back in horror, or simply laugh their asses off. They opt for the latter.]
*~Commercial Break~*
Scene: Wonder Bowl still. As Samantha and Matt eventually recover from their laughing fit, they debate what to do.
Matt: [wipes a tear from his eye] Heh...anyway, looks like we've gotta save Scott's sorry ass again.
Samantha: [looks at the doujinshi, then at Matt] Erm...yeah. You go first.
Matt: Me?! Why the hell do I have to go first?
Samantha: It's *your* damn doujinshi! If you had just checked out the seller, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Matt: [advances toward her] Doesn't matter. *You're* going first even if I have to throw you in there--[is interrupted by a faint reply from the doujinshi, "You said you're going first..."]
Samantha: [sweatdrop] Even when he's in some parallel dimension, he still manages to annoy us...[snaps back to reality after the metaphorical lightbulb goes off] Hey, Matt!
Matt: [winces] Itai...no need to shout, I *am* standing right next to you.
Samantha: Heh, whoops...anyway [points a few lanes down], there's Erica in a thong!
Matt: [snaps his neck so fast, he almost gets whiplash] Nani?!
Samantha: Heeheehee...[while his back is turned, she boots him into the pages of the unknown (bum bum bum!)]
Matt: [screaming] Aaaah, Scott, move your ass outta the way--oof! [a loud crash from below is heard]
Samantha: [sighs to herself] Tsk, gotta get some new material, old girl. [flatly] Gee, here we go again. [grabs her cell phone and jumps in. The young man at the front desk just peers curiously after her...]
Scene: A darkened bedroom. Samantha slowly opens her eyes to the harsh morning light pouring through a nearby window. She stumbles wearily past the full-length mirror in the corner of the room only to do a double take of her reflection.
Samantha: [wide eyed] What in the blue fuck--?! [she's now wearing the Ohtori Gakuen girls' uniform, much to her dismay] . That's the last time I step into anymore mysterious doujinshi. This is just getting ridiculous.
Preview of Next Episode
Samantha: Well, looks like we're stuck in Ohtori for the five billionth time. Though the fact that I haven't seen Scott or Matt around does indeed prove to be troubling...I'd feel very relieved if I knew where those two baka were. And what the hell happened to my Seitokai uniform?! I'm freezing my ass off here! Next time on "Shoujo Kakumei Utena: The Natural Compatriots' Palace Persepctive Book." God damn all these long epsiode titles...oh yeah! Zettai Unmei Mokushi-freakin'-roku.
Closing Theme: Toki ni Ai wa
Author's Notes: Be afraid, be very afraid. The otakufic has returned in all its mediocre perversity! Expect most, if not all, of the old cast back with a couple new additions. ^_~ And yes, I *do* curse that much in real life. And yes, it *is* necessary. As always, reviews, flames, and MSTs are always appreciated!
E-mail: bara_no_miko@ohtoriacademy.com